I feel like I've come too late
This QOTW is really slowing down...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:35, closed)

I think women kind would agree
that there are times men ought to be late. Or at least, late - er
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:36, closed)

You've seen my QOTW skills...
If I'm in a race, I ALWAYS come first.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)

I was at work today and the dipsy but very sweet woman opposite me goes
"did you get your car sorted?" "Yep" "got your insurance already?" "Yep" "Wow, you're quick"...

I burst into laughter... She blushed.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:38, closed)

Quicker than a greased stoat on speed.
Er... *shrugs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

You might want to keep that quiet
around the laydeez then. Not the greatest of lines to use, I'd wager.

Evening mister K.

EDIT - 'ning B
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)

'ey up Ms. Ancrenne
how goes, m'lady?
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:40, closed)

*shrugs*
For them it's the taking part that counts.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:41, closed)

it is slowing down
this is causing me rage because I'm currently at work, it is night, I'm waiting on a process that I can't speed up AND Facebook is being a massive cunt at me.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

I'm alright B, thanks.
Had a lovely day, nearly done at work now,and got the bash Thursday *exciteds*

Kaol - I've never won a race in my life, but I got plenty of prizes for coming second.

EDIT - Kroney - FB was being a massive cunt generally earlier, for me, and a load of my friends. It's not just you.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)

Kroney
It'll all be over soon, don't worry *soothes*
In less than a year, all of this will be underwater, and then nothing will matter.
*strokes hair*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

Good good. Finished work as in the new business I take it?
I'm wondering about the bash... I might pull a sicky on Friday and come, but that would mean missing out on £50. Hmm.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

*coughs feebly*
hello. I'm just about to go to bed (oo-er), alone (not oo-er) with a hot whiskey (mmmm) and a big, thick book (woo). And I'm going to stay there 'til 7am. I hope I wake up and I'm not sick anymore.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

I hope you feel better, my dear crackhead.
If it helps, I'll buy you a lovely, soothing vodka on Thursday.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:46, closed)

that'd be nice
I'll probably need it, overcome and faint as I'll be by meeting everyone.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

Ancrenne
Well that is some small comfort, anyway. The way today has gone, I woudln't have been the slightest bit surprised if it was picking on me, the big bully.

@Kaol: My bum might be hairy, but please don't stroke it.
(Kroney is having a night of hell, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:48, closed)

Plus everyone will be watching me intently
Wating, and wondering...
"Does he have a knife? Is it all a misdirection? Will he suddenly pin a man to the table by his face? Or is he actually as placid as he seems? Oh God, who is he touching under the table?".
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Hmmm
you can touch me under the table if you're touching me with your knife.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, closed)

With my "knife" eh?
*packs the tinfoil*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

and when I say 'knife'
I mean 'knife'.

Just so there's no mistake.

*pricks herself*
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)

Oh...
Yeah...
I see...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:53, closed)

Night all
sleep tight when you do.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

Night!
*bored*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:59, closed)

Night mister b
bored k? you can't have drunk all that lovely booze yet?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:02, closed)

It's not an absinthe night
And I'm not especially in a drinking mood.
*shrugs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Fair enough
It is a bit quiet here tonight. Perhapas everyone is off ironing their best pants for Thursday.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:10, closed)

*irons creases into jeans*
What?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:11, closed)

Hmm,
I'm here a bit more, don't wanna sleep yet.

youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIjgY
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

razor sharp
creases, I don't doubt
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:12, closed)

mister b
already got a film on so won't watch that...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

Haha!
Nope, ironing jeans is just wrong.

*thinks*

*can't remember the last time he ironed anything was*

*realises that he doesn't own an iron*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

Watch it woman! Do as you're told.
Please?
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

I ain't watching no damn video
*frowns*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

Sorry B
my plan for the evening involved b3ta and watching a film, not stopping a film so I could look at links.

K - irons are for people that haven't worked out they don't have to pretend to be grown ups yet.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:23, closed)

Oh, ok...
I thought I was just lazy.
*breathes in relief*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

You two both have degrees
you can do whatever the fuck you like. I have to wear ironed crap or I don't get to keep my job. :(
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

I wish it was as simple as that...
*sighs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

It is much simpler for you.
I wish I had more confidence/freedom or somet'. I want something I can be comfortable in where they aren't all fucking conformist twats.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

Two words...
"shotgun" and "rampage"
Go!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

*Puts on his hat and runs out the door slightly crouched
grabbing a shotgun on the way out, cackling into the night*
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:33, closed)

@both
Mister B - I've made a choice not to have a job that requires me to be ironed. It was a very conscious part of my job hunting, along with,'can I go barefoot' and, 'can I wear DMs'. If the answer was no, I didn't want the job.

EDIT - B - there are squillions of jobs that require neither a degree or an iron. If you don;t want to do them, fine, but there are those options there.
K - meh, lazy? I prefer to think of it as having sensible priorities. I've better things to do with my time than flatten clothes or sweep up dust.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

Maybe that's where my problem is then
I don't have the confidence to make my own requirements to the job. :P
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:35, closed)

Hello again peoples!
I have been to see the Incredible Hulk. It was good. What have you been up to?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:36, closed)

hello wookie
how was the hulk? green and angry?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:37, closed)

Quite green. And quite angry.
He was angriest when people tried to set Liv Tyler on fire, but to be fair that would piss me off too.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

I'd be a bit cross at that
She is quite foxy.

Did you throw popcorn? Got any left?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:41, closed)

I was restrained and bought no corns.
I am saving my meagre funds for booze on Thursday. I reckon it'll be three or four pints before I even get up the nerve to speak to anyone.

If I had some corn though, I'd share it. Sweet or salty?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:44, closed)

"Sweet or salty"
It depends on your diet doesn't it? Hur hur hur.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:44, closed)

I dare say
that Liv Tyler wasn't too pleased about the whole thing either.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

Thursday?
You mean the bash? You're not signed up on the calendar if so.

I'll talk to anyone matey, reckon most others will too.

Don't forget the carnation!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)

I think you'd need to drink an awful lot of pineapple juice.
It doesn't taste that bad anyway, lot of fuss about nothing if you ask me.

@Ancrenne - I am now.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

Oooh.hello James
Who are you then? Tell us all about yourself in 100 words or less. Bonus points if one of the words is 'leverage'.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

Right
I'm actually going to bed now. Night all, even you new folks.
(Belgaer is, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

I'll drink pineapple juice
if it's got vodka in it. Or if it's still in the pineapple.

EDIT - night B :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

woohoo!
good one wookie :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

evening all
I'm into long walks on the beach if they're brief and nowhere near water. I prefer blondes, brunettes, redheads, bald people or people with big hats so you're not even sure. Turn offs: insensitive men, people who smoke and then burst suddenly and horribly into flame. I once had a job lifting old couches with a crowbar - it was hard work having to lever aged furniture.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:50, closed)

Arf arf arf
Well, that's that cleared up then James, I feel I know you almost intimately now.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

Ask and ye shall receive
Long time lurker, rarely post as I'm not witty or my stories come a little too late.

And that last part is strangely fitting, don't you think?
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:54, closed)

Last part?
Of what?

It's getting late and my brain is slowing down...
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

Evenin' Mr Wookie and Mr James
*tips hat*

How're you doing?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

Last part of the sentence
"my stories come a little too late" - truely, an accidental innuendo.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

Evenin' Mr Kaol
How's tricks?
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

Evening
how is everyone?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:57, closed)

Tricks are jagged, shiny and fabulous thanks
I'm a bit twitchy at the moment, gonna grab a can o'tramp cider.

EDIT: 'S'up Mr. Z?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

Not
to shabby... had a bit of a dodgy dinner with some friends. Got the house to meself as my upper class racist fox hunting housemates are away. Woot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

ah, the Bow of Strong
A delectable choice.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

I'm fine thanks.
Currently debating sleep as I was taken aside at work today and informed that I am on the cusp of being put on the Punctuality Watch List. I do not think I helped my case by sniggering, but they were actually pronouncing the capitals.

EDIT - @James - But Superbow is the connoiseur's choice.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

Worse...
Take the first letter of my name, and add 8.4%...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:02, closed)

Superbow?
You've lost me Mr Wookiee. All I get are misspelt Superbowl links...
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:05, closed)

Like Strongbow,
only Super.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:07, closed)

It makes you fly?
Oooooh!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:07, closed)

It's certainly the closest I've ever come
to throwing myself at the ground and missing.
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)

If that was a Douglas Adams reference
I'll kiss you on Thursday.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

I've got strongbow
and ribena. It doesn't make me fly but that's probably for the best.

howdy Z :)
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

Ah I'm with you now
Not heard it called that before.

@Kaol: I honestly thought you meant Kopparberg, I've not come across (fnarr) K cider down here in Kent before.

Edit: give him one for me, too!
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)

I think I see
another innuendo there James.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

Meh
I have no cider. All I have is one can of cobra beer and 3 bottles of rum.

I like cider
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:14, closed)

Two, I believe
I'm not even sure if they're deliberate either.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:15, closed)

I will do.
I'll give him a good one.

I think I'll also kiss ancrenne, as she'll be there too...

That K cider is nasty. But I'm less twitchy now. I'm sure it's the placebo effect, but... *shrugs*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:15, closed)

@Kaol
Um... no... Douglas Adams? Who's that then?

*Worries*

Ah screw it, of course it was. Any kissing is better than none, right?
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:18, closed)

Just you wait, my boy.......
Just you wait...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

*blushes*
Really Mister K?

You'll have to catch me first but I am very bad at running

James - my brain has clearly been innuendoed out for the day by the mighty thread this afternoon.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

@ ancrenne
Yeah...
*shrugs*
Why not, eh?

*goes back to photoshop*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

Ah, I missed that
Owing to work's draconian internet policy and that I need to sneak off to the loo with a PDA to get on b3ta, I can only skim read the QOTW.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:23, closed)

@James
That's fuckin' rubbish.
I mean, we both know that your pda is fully-loaded with epic pornography, but still, that's dedication to b3ta.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:25, closed)

Sorry folks, I'm going to have to call it a night.
Stupid work in the stupid morning and all. Have nice night.

*waves bye*
(wellgroomedwookiee you are our second favourite food, OTHER THAN WOOD, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

Kaol
It's like you know me already...

And yet I'm refreshing the QOTW. It'll only get worse now I'm interacting with people.

edit: night wookiee!
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

James...
You're on the wrong side of the glass now.
They're watching you, instead of you watching us.
You're in the freakshow too now.

EDIT: night Mr. W.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)

bye wookie, nice to see you again
sort of thing

James, I'm sure that's against your human rights you know...

*knocks on inside of freak show fishbowl*

*realises is in Elephant Man Cage*
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:28, closed)

Really? Yay!
Do I get a badge?

edit: to Kaol, although I like the idea of a badge saying "I've had my human rights infringed, ask me how!"
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

Woo for the freakshow!!!
Evening my pretties. How is everything in the refuge of the sane tonight?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:29, closed)

No...
You get fed once a week.
And laughed at.
Forever.

You could make yourself a badge if you want one...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

hello PoD
how much bru today then?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, closed)

Kaol
Squid problems? As in post squid digestive problems, or current and pressing live squid problems?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:31, closed)

Only 4 cans today
So that would be 1.32 litres.

How much vodka today?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:32, closed)

Mr. Z...
I can't tell you too much. Just don't trust them.
They'll be in your head, yanking the leavers before you know what's happening.

The squidgey bastards.
*shakes fist*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:33, closed)

evening PoD
I'm new. Ish.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:34, closed)

Ah
mind squid.

Had my own tussels with those randy little buggers.

*shakes fist in Daily Mail fashion*
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:34, closed)

No vodka
Just a Tuesday amount of cider.

*yawns*

It must be faulty cider, it's making me tired.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

Evening james
I read your brief intro. I have hair, and am not wearing my hat as I am in bed. I do wear it often though.

I like how our long conversations have brought many lurkers out to play. Enjoying yourself?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:35, closed)

I'm glad you know about them too.
Worse than those damn things that come out the soap at night.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:37, closed)

Ancrenne....
You're getting tired?
*flirts*

Want someone to walk you to bed?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:38, closed)

Never
really had problems with soap.

Mind squid are a different matter. Tentacley bastards.

As long as you don't try to flush them out by rocking back and forth shouting 'Calimari', you should be ok.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

I am, I felt very welcome
I only joined in because nobody was on my MSN, and now I'm ignoring them for the lunacy here.

It's pleasant.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:39, closed)

Well, I'm getting tired already
Stupid working all day thing.

This stalking b3ta members thing is becoming quite easy. How often do you quote Buffy, james?

*realises he might have a problem*
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:40, closed)

You're thinking of the other kind.
These ones are biters.

And the ink...
*shudders*

That damn ink...
Dark as the night and twice as long.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

More frequently than can be considered normal
And if you've found my facebook page already then I shall go put my hat on in order to take it off for you!
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

Why Kaol
That would be splendid. Do you know the way?
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

I found facebook
But it's private, so I had to go and find your myspace page instead. Which also proved to be quite easy. 140 friends you say?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

Ah
never dealt with the biters.

The sucky ones can be a bugger. Nothing works - swarfega, WD40, gin... it all fails.

Then the men in white coats came...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:43, closed)

The only involvement I've ever had with squid
was I think I ate one, once.

Shan't be doing that again.
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

I've just realised that there's a link to my facebook in my b3ta profile.
Well played anyway and yes, although I feel if I were to count up those who I talk to regularly I'd only get about 20.

I'm blathering pompously in order to try and create a good impression. Do excuse me, I apologise.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

@ ancrenne
I've got no idea, but you're welcome to spend the night with me...

*grins*

@Mr. Z.... The men in the white coats have one major weakness... They're made of meat.
So they're openable, with a sharp enough piece of metal.
The insides are quite delectable.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:46, closed)

Oh, and
You own copy number 0069 of the 7" by the subways.

That's all we are finding for you just now unfortunately. Must try harder, but should really also sleep.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:46, closed)

@Kaol
thats where their squid cohorts come in... the men in white coats send the squid in first to immobilise you, so that they can get you to their padded room easily.

Bastard squido-white coated men alliance
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

Incorrect
I've only got one numbered 7 inch by them and that's 1437. Although I've now found a disadvantage to keeping the same flaming login everywhere on the internet!

edit: Found the post, but you missed the context - I was after a cheap pun.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

It's ok.
Without that, they'll fold easily to the flames.

*grabs can of petrol*

*grabs lighter*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:49, closed)

Well, that is a slight issue sometimes
I mean there's also deviantart, youtube and last.fm. But who's counting?

I mean it's not like I could use that information to get my hands on anything else......

Actually, it's probably not, 'cos i don't want to go to jail. And I can't be bothered.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

Yeah
good point, but petrol is getting increasingly expensive... and alcohol is too much of a crutch to my life to waste.

I'll have to stock up on wood.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

kaol
when you're done burning squid then, let me know. I'm knackered, going to head off soon.

In fact, I'm going to say good night now...

Nice to meet you James, nice to see everyone else.

Pod - did you hear about the scots bash - calendar, april 4th next year?

Night all!
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

Wood?
*rocks in corner*

It's like the Wicker Man all over again...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

@ancrenne
You better believe I did, down as a provisional attendance, but will have to see if I am nearby at the time.

Sleep well.

I'm away too, so bye kids.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

night Ms Ancrenne
It's funny the two totally different conversations going on in parallel.

Although I am worried that PoD knows me better than a large number of my friends...
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

@Kaol
the Wickerman is a great film... admittedly the first time I saw it I was as high as a kite and got very paranoid on the walk home.

I also recently saw the Nicholas Cage remake. I wished I was high for that.

Squid + wood = sqwood?

Night Ancrenne, PoD
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

Goodnight
Ancrenne and PoD...

Ms. A, I shall take your kind offer...
*follows you*

Night Mr. James.
Night Mr. Z.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

I should probably head off too
Night, all. Thanks for having me (fnarr!)
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

hi again
I can't sleep. I think I've caught tuberculosis from a badger or something.
*coughs pathetically*

Edit: damn, you've all fucked off.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:58, closed)

Or have we...
*shocked expression*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

What
the hell did you do to the badger to get TB?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

I was only trying to befriend it
and this is how it repays me
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:00, closed)

hmm
'befriending'... is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:02, closed)

Anyone about still?
I went for my nap and appear to have missed my alarm and just woke up now
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:04, closed)

Yup
still up.

Napping at night? Isn't that rather back to front?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:06, closed)

there's a car outside my house
and it's after 1am, and the engine is STILL running, 15 minutes on. I'm getting paranoid and disgruntled. Surely hitmen are done faster than 15 mins?
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:09, closed)

Hmm
perhaps he found some cheese in the fridge he liked?

Heh. There are two foxes playing in my garden.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:12, closed)

Yeah I know
I was knackered when I got in from work, so decided to take a nap, woke up for a bit to answer gazzes and then fell asleep again.

Chcb, you'd think that would'nt you. Can't get the staff these days
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:13, closed)

15 minutes?
Bloody novices.

I'd be in and out in less that five.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:14, closed)

Heh
I hate it when that happens.

Although to be honest I don't sleep enough. And now I've started watching a film.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:15, closed)

What are you watching?
We had a dog in today what had impaled itself on a rusty metal pole went through it at it's shoulder and out again (same side) by its back leg. Took 2 hours to fix it, but luckily no lasting damage, might get a nasty infection though
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:18, closed)

the car has gone
and someone was muttering something about 'emergency services'.

Still, I'll be waking up in 6 hours time so I suppose I should at least pretend to sleep.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:19, closed)

Ouch
poor dog.

I'm watching The Mist - its the adaptation of the stephen king short story. Read the story thought I'd see what the film was like.

Well today I found out that my ex is getting married on Friday.

EDIT night CHCB
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:20, closed)

Night Chcb
What the one who turned you down last week Mr Z?
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:21, closed)

nah
An American girl I went out with 2 years ago.

On the bright side I have a date tomorrow...wooo
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

Aww and I thought you were saving yourself for me
Actually I have a date tomorrow as well
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

Haha!
Well, I hope you enjoy eachothers company...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:26, closed)

Aww
I apologise... sometimes I forget things :)

Good luck tomorrow... don't go breaking any legs :)

Heh just read a news story about a dog in New York that had its inheritance from its owner cut from $6m to $1m. Lucky dog.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:28, closed)

I'd heard that story as
$12m to $2m...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:28, closed)

@Kaol
can you imagine that date? Man, Woman, Mind Squid.

It'd be fascinating to watch
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

Ack well
hope you have a good time on yours too and I want all the gory details when you get back

I love it when people do that, nutters with too much money that hate their families

Edit: Just been reading back and Belgaer when you read this, having a degree has actually held me back. Most recently I applied for a job with tubelines when no one else would hire me and they said I was overqualifed. I have no experience of working on the underground, but because I have a degree they can discriminate against me.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:30, closed)

I'm
hoping to avoid any goryness...

Yeah was planning to save myself for a while... but it didn't really work out like that.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:32, closed)

Ok
all the hoary details then ,)
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:33, closed)

Hoary details?
heh heh... that would depend upon how the night goes ;)

I think if I end up hating any children I may have I would leave the money to any pet I had.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:35, closed)

If I had money to burn
And didn't want my offspring to get it, I'd have a massive statue of myself built.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:37, closed)

made of gold?
with a huge silver knife?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:38, closed)

I don't plan on having children
as I'm not terribly keen on them, so any money I leave (and god I hope there will be some before the banks run dry) I'd leave it to my animal rescue/zoo/farm
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

Nah...
Black marble.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

Yeah
looking at my family puts me off breeding completely.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:40, closed)

You from Norfolk?
...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:41, closed)

Heh
nah. But I have a friend who is, and his relations are extremely fucking odd.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:42, closed)

Two of my brothers
have kids already, so I can always hang out with their kids, fill them up with sugar and hand them back. Don't feel the need to add to the world's population when it's in such a state.

Kaol, I see a flaw in your plan, it could be melted down by chavs and made into teeth and things. If it's money protected by a will and therefore law then the fuckers cant touch it.
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)

Becky...
That's why it'll be marble.

And covered in bees.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:46, closed)

YEah
train em up to get AHDH.

A friend of mine has taught her 1 1/2 year old nephew to throw a tantrum on demand
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:46, closed)

Excellent
I taught my 3 year old neice to say fuck. Not big or clever, but very very funny to hear
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:48, closed)

Genius
If my sisters have kids I will deliberately spoil them and teach them to swear.

Anyway, I need to get some beauty sleep before tomorrow night, 'night all
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:53, closed)

G'night Mr. Z
Think I'll head to bed soon too...
Night Becky...
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:56, closed)

Night
shit it's almost 2 already. I'm heading to bed as well. Early start again tomorrow.

Night Kaol
( beckyjsbx FAH Q, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:56, closed)

I always feel mildly voyeuristic
reading these late night conversations

interesting though

good that new people are coming out of the woodwork to speak too

*tireds*

anyone else here yet?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:24, closed)

Morning, Vipros
I was just skimming through last night's minutes too.

How's you this fine morning?
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:30, closed)

morning
felt a bit rough earlier, but am getting better fortunately

got a lot of tedious GIS work to be doing today for my model...dull

also, I've been worked up into a frenzy of terry-wogan-related hatred this morning by someone's post further down.

how are you today?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:33, closed)

Not bad at all
Except for the fact that I'm at work. But then, there's the salary at the end of it, which is handy.

I made an arse of the date for the Edinburgh bash. I've gazzed a few people to say so and am now waiting for some flaming.

*dons asbestos helmet*
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:38, closed)

I feel the same
work does get in the way of my life quite badly

you put the wrong date down?

I'm sure the flaming won't be too bad. it's the disappointment that will be hardest to bear

a quiet "oh k2k6" accompanied by slow shaking of the head
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:41, closed)

Yeah
The problem was that ancrenne suggested March. But I'm busy all of March, and said "what about 4th April - I'm free then".

And so the provisional bash date was set, after a bit of grumbling about me being difficult :-)

But it turns out I got my dates mixed up and I'm not free on the 4th - it's the following weekend that I have available.

Oops.

It's far enough in advance that it shouldn't make a difference, but I can see a bit of flak coming my way today!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:45, closed)

I'm sure they will be understanding
it is a long way in the future!
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, closed)

True
There's enough time to have a baby before then. Even if it's not conceived for a week or three yet!

Not that I've any plans in that area!
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, closed)

as you have no plans
then that is rather a strange comparison to draw...

the mind works in mysterious ways

had an argument with my other half last night because apparently I've done a complete u-turn regarding some interior design issues in our house.

I have wracked my brains and I absolutely cannot remember having said that I really hated floating shelves....

I don't hate them now, and nothing has changed as far as I'm concerned.

weirdness
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, closed)

You bastard scumbag K2k6!
*shakes fist*

Nah, there's no point being angry with you...

I'm just disappointed...
*shakes head slowly*

EDIT: So... If I work my magic at the bash tomorrow, I could have a lovely child to bring to Scotland?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)

Morning gents
Hows things this morning?
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, closed)

Pretty fuckin' good my boy.
Yourself?
No work today?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:31, closed)

I'm grand
No work today, off to go flat hunting for next year. One of the guys I'm going to live with went scouting yesterday and found a few good ones, so hopefully will have somewhere by the end of today.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, closed)

Good luck with that!
What kinda price is renting a flat there, if you don't mind me asking?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, closed)

morning chaps
you're sounding suprisingly chipper this morning Kaol

good night's sleep perhaps?
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:38, closed)

Yes indeed!
I slept rather well!
*grins happily*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

Good morning all
how the devil are my favourite b3tans today?
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

We're looking at between £650 and £700
That's for a three bedroom, which isn't too bad I don't think.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)

@PoD
*jaw hits the floor*

For a three bed?

I've got to get out of Surrey.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:41, closed)

congratulations
I'm not much of a sleeper myself. probably my own fault though, and the (suspected) cause has become the cure.

where are you PoD? that seems pretty cheap compared to here!

it's certainly cheaper than my mortgage by quite a bit
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)

That's split between three?
If so then... *cries*
I hate Surrey, so so so much.

'Ning Burt!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, closed)

Ning special K'!
I'm rapidly going off this over-priced haven for the elderly, shame I can't abandon my daughter.
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:44, closed)

Morning all
Hampshire is 'spensive place to live too. Well, my little house is..


EDIT - Bert - special K? How sweet
( ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)

Three bed flat
West end of Glasgow.

*sticks tongue out at y'all*
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:46, closed)

how much does stuff cost in surrey?
people go on about Exeter being expensive, but I reckon it's not toooo bad
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:47, closed)

When I was at uni
I was in a rented house. Worst place ever, it leaked, there were ants, the plumbing was bad, really dirty, and backed onto the main train line to London.

It was a four person house. It was £325 per person, per month. Not including bills.

That was the cheapest house we could find.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:49, closed)

fuck me
the rent in my student house in cardiff was £182 pppm
( Vipros looks like he stands on kids' toys, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:50, closed)

Yes, that will be split between 3
So it works out nice and not expensive. Hopefully it is nice, which I have been told it is.

Plus it's well near an underground station, so can get in to uni/city centre easily.
(PenguinOfDeath wants a holiday on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:52, closed)

@Kaol
Knew I could count on your classic response!

I'm sorting it out with the ladies. (Oo-er)

I'm off to w**k now for a bit.

(Not wank, I mean the other, unspeakable, one).
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, closed)

Good work on that then!
Yeah, Surrey was arse-rapingly expensive.
Thus I have rubbish student debts now.
And I had to work my arse of during the holidays to have enough money to go back each term...

*shrugs*
At least I got a useful degree at the end of it...

*chokes on my own bitterness*
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:59, closed)

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Chat continues here
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( mistaspakkaman - think of it as an extended vacation!, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:17, closed)