The thing that nobody seems to have pointed out here is that he got trolled on reddit,
which is the internet equivalent of being beaten at chess by someone with cerebral palsy.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 22:53, 1 reply)

I knew a guy with cerebral palsy who was fairly good at chess. In fact, a full third of cerebral palsy sufferers exhibit no mental deficiency whatsoever - another third are classed as having only mild difficulties. It's a motor condition, more than a mental one.

So yeah, it's not so difficult to get beaten at chess by someone with cerebral palsy. One beat me, and I'm pretty sure he'd beat you. This is presuming, of course, that you are prepared to abandon the 'knocking over the King indicates forfeiture of the game' convention; calling him on that would be ungentlemanly, and extremely churlish.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:36, closed)

I was assuming, hwhat with it being a motor condition, that they'd have trouble moving the pieces....
thus making them not very good at chess. or embroidery for that matter.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:39, closed)

If we can kid droidnap him, I'll get Stephen Hawking to play you at Battlechess. By your logic, you should marmalise him.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:43, closed)

Stop picking apart my half arsed simile and focus on the real matter here.
He was trolled by someone ON REDDIT.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:46, closed)

I've never bothered with Reddit. How cretinous is it, compared to - by way of a yardstick - Yahoo! Answers?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:48, closed)

It is generally described as a dickhive of idiocy.
It's like if Yahoo Answers and this place had a malformed baby.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:53, closed)

That is more or less 4chan.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:01, closed)

Funnily enough, another term used to describe it is '4chan with a condom.'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:04, closed)

Succinct.
I think I understand now.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 0:09, closed)