Well if you're going to get moralistic
Then surely you can't condone violence - to an annoying celebrity chef or otherwise?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:46, 1 reply)

The thread surely includes things that will never happen?

Plus I don't want to eat the guy, just meet up for some well regulated sporting fun :)

He perpetuates an inaccurate stereotype - The weak Vegetarian. And does so in very disparaging terms.
Something worth believing in is surely worth defending?
(BigAndyBee, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:51, closed)

And women find him inexplicably attractive...
....considering his face looks the same as when you grab your willie and push all the foreskin off the end like a little pink rose.

I guess if you can knock up an omelette, have millions of pounds, and ensure that in every TV show you ever do they'll be a shot of you bare chested for a second before slipping on a chef's jacket then looks suddenly become a secondary factor.

I find the obligatory bare chested shot a bit odd to be honest. It never cuts to Handy Andy just finishing tucking his cock away after a slash while talking about how to fix architrave does it?
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:25, closed)