Dear Kitty
I really appreciate when you jump under my duvet every morning for a snuggle.

But I don't appreciate you padding at my penis when I occasionally have a bit of morning wood.

It's not a toy for you to play with, but apart from that I love you kitty.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:36, 4 replies)

You don't like pussy on your dick.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:42, closed)

I wouldn't mind
but he's a little boy cat so we would end up just docking
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:47, closed)

Beastiality

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 17:21, closed)

could be nasty
if uses his claws! :O
(bottle_cap, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 18:17, closed)