Dear bloke in the office opposite
I think you should get up and walk around the central office more. This will prevent potential blood clots, which could be harmful to your health.

I say this purely out of concern for your welfare and not in any way because I get any kind of kick out of the sight of your tremendously fine arse nor is this at all to be considered one of the highlights of my day.

Please...

Rak x
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 10:59, 6 replies)

I see the new job's going well, then...
:)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:14, closed)

Oh aye
It has its perks.

:)

And for once, I'm perving over someone age appropriate, rather than it being one of the pretty 22 year olds...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:17, closed)

Mrs Vagabond tells me I have a very nice arse.
I've never understood straight girls looking at men's arses.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:21, closed)

I had never indulged in arse watching
till I sat next to a bloke in my old job who wore really well cut jeans and did a lot of sport...

It passes the time and it's less obvious than staring at their crotch.

:)
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:25, closed)

Girls staring at men's crotches I understand
It's just arses - but I'm happy that you've found an object of desire you can quietly lust over to pass the time - it's always useful in these situations (unless you're a guy, she walks past, you get a raging bonk-on and can't leave your desk for half an hour, obviously).
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:42, closed)

I work in a physics department
having anyone vaguely passable to lust over is somewhat of an achievement.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 11:49, closed)