Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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An ex-gfclaimed that she had no bum-hole and therefore never ever farted. I made the mistake of treating this as - you know - a sort of joke.
But she was 100% serious. "Let's have a look then," I frequently asked.
"Nothing to see."
I suppose all the rumbling and rasping that went on after she fell asleep must have emanated from her fanny. And to think I used to put my willy in there...
[shudder]
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:09,
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How the fuckcan you be shagging a girl, and not see her ringpiece?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 16:12,
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Wrong holeThat is totally licence to "accidentally" do her up the wrong 'un during sex.
"I can't have, you haven't got one!"
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wangmaster2000, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 17:20,
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EdenmonsterQuite difficult to see anything under the covers and in the dark. She was not what you'd call adventurous.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:55,
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