Lies I told on my CVI've not had to lie on my CV (resumé for all you 'merkins) for a while, but way back when I was a teenager and C was a cool programming language, I listed it as one of my skills.
My new boss was remarkably nice about me spending my first week's employment reading a "how to program in C" book.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Jul 2006, 15:55)
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Lies lies and more liesBefore i applied to be a caretaker at the local primary school i told them i'd never shagged an under 12.
OOo the cheek of it.
(, Fri 7 Jul 2006, 1:21, Reply)
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