Lies that went on too longWhen you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.
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rob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Doesn't really matterThey tend not to prod and poke in the eyes unless they have to. I have Duane's Syndrome, and I spent a lot of my early years having my eyes examined. Most of the time I had to look through goggles and do the random number of dots tests, identify colours tests and read letters off a poster on the wall... basically all the stuff you do at the opticians.
They only started poking and prodding in my eyes when they decided an operation was necessary, and I was put unconscious for that...
...except I woke up during it. Bloody hell the nightmares I had.
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You're the Duke of Dork?Blimey...
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Smeg!I've been rumbled!
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So....traffic lights?
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Now you've lost me(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 8:48, closed)
Did poking your eyesdo anything to fix the bowl haircut and buck-teeth?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:14,
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Suck my thermos(, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 8:50, closed)
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