...but then there was this person, snapped looting crisps from Poundland. That was it. Her carpe diem moment - crisps from Poundland. This shows a distinct lack of ambition, and makes me a bit ashamed of the entire country.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:11, 2 replies)

More sensible than the others,
at least the evidence can be eaten before the police start searching houses
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:24, closed)

You'd have thought so, but she got 8 months.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:28, closed)

Clearly a rustling offence. Agricultural law is hardcore.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:30, closed)

Pinch 'em, swipe 'em, stick 'em in your coat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:36, closed)

That is fantastic.
Reminds me of an article in the local rag about about an obese woman who held up a cheesecake shop, but was a bit out of shape, and was caught waddling down the road with a fistful of cash and a partially eaten cake.
( Ken Oath, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:46, closed)

Pff
They ought to base Batman villains on these people.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 21:53, closed)

the waddler!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 22:32, closed)