Using a room after a smelly person
It seemed everything was conspiring against me: no other free rooms, hot, sunny weather, unopenable window, no AC.

In such situations one says to oneself that one is strong, one is resourceful, one can get used to it after a while.

After 5 minutes I was still reacting like someone was tickling the back of my throat with a used tampon wrapped in a crusty's sock dipped in dog shit.

Smelly person was, naturellement, French.
(roysin, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 1:05, 11 replies)

Gargle with evian dude.
That sparkling fizzy french shit gets rid of everything. ;]
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 6:15, closed)

evian is still, you dumb cunt

(alright alright, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:53, closed)

Still what?
You smart prick.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 21:03, closed)

Your mum is French?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:00, closed)

was it onions & garlic?
I bet it was the cunt stinking up the place
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 10:11, closed)

You work with Shambo's wife?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 16:22, closed)

like anybody on here has a wife

(alright alright, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 17:02, closed)

Mind you random xenophobia asside
There was a French PhD student in our department and his BO was so bad you could smell if he was in or not when you got through the swipe doors to enter the department right down the corridor from the PhD office.

But to put in scientific terms from n=2 you cannot consecutively prove a theory ie that all French smell.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:40, closed)

I was interviewing people for a job as a programmer
One guy comes in and he's dressed in a clean white shirt with cream trousers and a cream tennis jumper casually draped over his shoulders - he looked like the stereotypical "preppy" posh guy. And he stank so much we had to cut the interview short, open all the windows and hang out of them, gasping.

He was, of course, French.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:51, closed)

Hahahahahahaha!
We'll need more detail, please. Garlic? Fish? General B.O?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:58, closed)

General BO, I'm afraid
To this day, I have no idea what his programming skills were like, as there was no way were going to employ someone when we couldn't even stay in the same room as him
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 13:06, closed)