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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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I ticked an item off my bucket list a while back, when I had sex with my boss, in my office.
I'm in no hurry to repeat it though; my arse was really sore for days afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:52, 4 replies)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 12:48, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:28, closed)
Haha, fucking hell.
That nearly knocked my tea over
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 13:44, closed)
.We've all been there.
Every flippin' day.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 23:44, closed)

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