Do you live near a nuclear power plant?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:27, 1 reply)

No!
But if you do...I'm moving next to one tomorrow! If nuclear power has given you the ability to come up with the 'Patels' line - then I'm diving straight into the reactor!

Can you sing it with me? Please?

1...2...3...altogether now:

"Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven Patels are ringing!"

Can I buy it? Is it available to download? You've got a sure-fire Xmas No.1 single there! Patels are ringing! The country will LOVE it!
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:32, closed)

Albert.
'No self-awareness' was last week.

Do keep up now, there's a good nonce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:33, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 16:35, closed)