barnyard noises and near-drowning
back when i was still seeing the Creepy Thin Man(CTM), he and i would often go for a smoke with my cousin down to the local pothead hangout, burbo bank. it was little more than a carpark, with a slope leading down to the sea. we'd usually park at the top of the slope, so we could groove off the waves when we were monged.
one night, i was sitting in the passenger seat, my cousin in the driver's seat and CTM was in the back. now, as i never know when to shut up, i had a bad habit of letting the joint go out, which is just what happened.
"CTM", i said, looking towards the back seat, "pass me the lighter". CTM looked at me as if he were in a daze, then said "baaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
ordinarily, this would just be stupid. as i was stoned, i laughed like a tit for a good ten minutes.
when i calmed down, i again asked him for the lighter. again, he gave me that odd look and said "baaaaaaaaa!" again, i burst into fits of laughter.
after another calming down session, i said "CTM, give me the lighter. if you baa at me again, i'll slap you." he stared at me, grasped the back of my seat, leaned forward and said "MOOOOOOOOOOO!"
i almost fucking choked. my cousin laughed so much, she didn't realise she'd knocked the handbrake off until we'd rolled halfway down the slope and the front wheels were paddling in the icy sea water.
he's such a tit.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 19:29, Reply)