it sounds bit
harsh to call the nurse a retard, when if you think a bit of care and attention had occured the day before it wouldnt have had come to that....

Also agree with Badgers reply. Apply something cold to the area to take away the heat. It is after all - a burn, no different to burning yourself with hot water etc. Aftersun will just prolong the burning.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 13:57, 1 reply)

Sounds to me like an MFU certificate needs issuing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 14:07, closed)

?
enlighten me to what MFU means badger
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 15:09, closed)

It means....
....the Minnesota Farmers Union. Farmers are outside in the sun all day, and therefore have special training to deal with sunburn prevention and treatment. Therefore, if the OP was certificated by the MFU, he'd not have got himself into this pickle in the first place, the big UV sensitive fucking jessie.

I sunburnt myself so bad once on the chest when I stood up and stretched the next morning my skin cracked open between my nipples and enough blood ran down my belly to mat itself into my todger tufts. That was not a good day, but I didn't cry about it. Instead, I immediately did my MFU correspondence course, while hunching slightly and smelling of Savlon.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:08, closed)

Man the Fuck Up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 16:22, closed)