When I met the parentsWhen my g/f first met my parents for lunch, my Dad leant over and ate food off her plate. My mother was mortified, I was a bit confused, she thought it was wonderfull and that she'd been accepted.
We at B3ta are sure you've had worse than this though... tell us all about it.
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chthonic, Thu 19 May 2005, 13:27)
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not the first time I'd met them, but...I'd been to Brighton for a work thing (Brighton Comedy Festival) and ended up getting twatted. Got on the train back to london and fell asleep (this is about 17:30). Wake up halfway back to Brighton and a bit confused. Jumped off the train and got a connection to my g/fs parent's place (where she was staying for the weekend). Still pretty aardvarked.
Got there to discover a half eaten pizza with my name on it and promptly devoured it with all the style of a frog eating a rather large bumblebee. Made some lewd comments. Was generally leary. Then went to bed. Pizza starts stirring, so I have to run to the toilet. Starkers. Fall asleep curled around the toilet bowl. About half an hour later my g/f comes to see where I am. When she gets no response, she starts hammering on the door. Her mum wakes up and comes to see what the commotion is. G/f assures her that everything is ok.
She goes back to bed and at the precise moment that she disappears from sight I open the door - still completely starkers with drool spilling from my mouth. Not a pretty sight.
That was a close one.
Length? Apologies? Not on your Nelly.
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 20 May 2005, 14:04,
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