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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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And this is one reason some people don't get drunk around me and my associates any more..
Some years back a reasonable number of us had gathered in a basement retreat to consume a few alcoholic beverages. One girl amongst our number became severly more inebriated than the rest of us. It was at this point that someone sparked on the genius idea to convince her that we could all speak Chinese....

One of our number would begin barking random nonsense as "orders"- and the rest of us would do...something...anything and our "leader" would make random gibberish noises of approval. When it came to her turn, she became convinced that he wanted her to walk in a straight line along the edge of some floor tiles, one front in front of the other , like some sobriety tests.. Suffice to say she was far from sober and failed repeatedly.every time she did, our magnificent leader would point at the tiles and screech "Hang tang wo! Hang tang wo!" in the most ridiculous, angry, mock Chinese accent you can imagine and She would try again..and trip.."Hang tang wo! Hang tang wo!".. this went on for several minutes, with encouragement from the rest of us to egg her on, untill she tripped for the last time "Hang tang wo! Hang tang wo!Hang tang wo! Hang tang wo!" accompanied by furious pointing. At this point she collapsed sobbing on the floor "i'm trying......"

Ah...good times...
(, Fri 13 Jan 2012, 18:14, closed)

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