Dopey wench
My ex, Irish Hitler, had major major jealousy issues, to the extent that she went thruugh my phone and deleted a number of contacts.

Almost all of those she deleted were ex-girlfriends, but the other number belonged to the father of a friend of mine, who I will call doris, because use of the name Doris is the height of comedy.

Now, Doris' dad didn't have a fairly unisex name, so I would sort of understand her mistaking him for some sort of female, based on his name alone. However his name in my phone was "Doris' Dad", which makes the error less easy to comprehend.
(teebie jeebie, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:17, 2 replies)

Could she have thought
that you were keeping the number of an ex's dad? Maybe she was trying to cut all ties you could have to someone she didn't know (if she didn't know Doris)
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:32, closed)

Na, she left Doris' number on there
Bizarre bizarre woman
(teebie jeebie, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:21, closed)