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I once woke up in a tent after a particularly drunken holiday pub crawl, clutching a tap. There's a drowned, sunken village somewhere in Wales because of my act of petty theft, but I cannot remember. Tell us what - or who - you've brought back from nights out.

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(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:44)
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Yeah yeah, this was for last week's, but the q closed as I wrote
Buggered if I'm letting my mediocre story go to waste now...

We had one of those 'temporary' classrooms on the edge of our school field - probably meant to be a 5 year stopgap in the 70s but used ever since, perhaps out of fear that trying to remove it would agitate the asbestos...

Due to its proximity to the football pitch, there was a big chickenwire fence erected infront, with a perfect 6ft gap left between the fence and the rear side, completely out of view from the staffroom. We'd play a game where one person would be at either end of the 'gauntlet' and have to run to the other, fending off his oponent with any manner of dirty tactics. Supposedly whoever go to the other end first was the winnr, but nobody really cared who won, it was just an excuse for a fight. Sometimes there was a referee, who had a job like that jock twat from Gladiators who'd say 'Gladiators - reeeeeeady'. There would always be someone on watchout for teachers doing on the prowl. Getting caught playing this game was a sure detention.

Viewers got to rattle, climb and kick the fence, and hurl abuse at the 2 teenagers fighting in the middle. There were no rules. Sometimes we'd all join in and make it 5 people from either direction and then all bundle in the middle.

Very occasionally, a few girls would be invited to join in, which was just an excuse for us lads to bundle onto the girls and have a free grope (like they didn't know...)
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:54, 1 reply)
Yay
The joys of sexual assault!!!
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:59, closed)

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