Everting the Stomach - or Roast in the Key of Pea
Once, when my coccyx was healthier and I was extreeeemely foolish, I decided to try to mix rubbing alcohol with Kool-Aid. This didn't work so well and likely decreased my lifespan, so my friend Georg and I ended up throwing it out.

Always the enterprising lad, Georg then stole a bottle of vodka from his dad and we added this to a half gallon of red Kool-Aid. Result!

When we finished, we were so happy we decided to go a few houses down to an older girl's house who had a pool. Now, I had earlier espied this brown skinned babe skinny dipping with her skinny and fat friends (honestly, I was just checking the top of the wall for cracks)and it seemed extra sexy to have a naked swim in her pool at 3am.

For some reason, this seemed like a major turn-on and I couldn't get the flag pole down. The large amount of sweetened Vodka, added to my first try of chewing tobacco (vile stuff) and the weird sensation of swimming with an unjustified boner caused me to become very sick.

I don't remember, but I apparently gorped on the plastic astroturf they had put around their pool and passed out. Georg had to take me, naked as a Croatian, back to my house and left me starkers in the back garden. I somehow made it inside and awoke the next morning to find my "Live at Leeds" inner sleeve covered in faeces and a huge dump in my clothes hamper. Over a decade later and you can still see the red puke stain by their pool.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:56, 5 replies)

Are Croatians famed for their nakedness, then?
And, did you and Georg ever get it on?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:08, closed)

Ever been to Croatia?
I have. Those guys love them some nudity. Floppy winkies and afro-ed mimsies as far as the eye can see.
(posthumous mince is tiptoeing through the tulips, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:13, closed)

But might I say that the two teen girls were (underage) beautiful and the 40 something mother had cracking knockers.

( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:15, closed)

I lived with some Croatian expats outside of Paris. They were unapologetic nudists as a family.
Apparently, the Black Sea is a great place for swimming nekkid. I decided, "when in Rome" and joined in. Gave me much to think about at night.

I am not Georg's type. He ended up with an older woman and lives in a trailer.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:13, closed)

Well, I've learnt something new.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 29 Apr 2012, 21:46, closed)