MuggedYour Ginger Fuhrer was telling me the other night about going out in Birmingham after finishing a shift working in a bar. Very drunk, still dressed in his bar uniform, our fearless leader was mugged.
They stole his green stick-on bow tie.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jun 2006, 14:58)
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In Ipswich*, the closest I've come to actually being muggedis being passed at high speed by a bunch of little charvers** in a car, who squawked out of the window***:
"HAAA, YOU'RE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Good work lads, maybe next time you should stick to intimidating primary-school kids.
* the county town of Suffolk - too generally substandard to be a halfway decent town, but not quite skanky enough to be a Barnsley of the south.
** They were about two years younger than me.
*** The shrinking text is my attempt to reproduce the accompanying Doppler effect.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Jun 2006, 14:56,
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