My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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messy pornBack when I was just a nipper...
All the lads were gathered round for an historic evening of watching our first ever porno movie. Unfortunately, our host (lets call him 'Bob' because thats his name) has forgotten that his Mum is due home.
She walks through the door and the TV remote flicks over to BBC just in time to stop her walking in on the porno viewing.
Bob's Mum goes off to make everyone cups of tea and the porn reappears.
Mum comes back with the tea and the TV returns to normal healthy viewing.
Unfortunately, when Mum hands round the cups of tea Bob stretches his hand out from underneath his blanket to take the cuppa... shame he's got a bit carried away under there and has jizz dripping off his fingers.
Good of Bob's Mum to pretend not to notice though.
(, Sun 28 Jan 2007, 21:17, Reply)
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