Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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What'china Do?I once played a Chinaman in our nativity for Chinese Xmas/New Year, or whatever the fuck it is.
My part comprised of me shuffling my feet and shuffling round a Cot with a kanckered chewed baby in it.
My hat then fell off. I then cried.
Mrs Crawford took me off the stage, I wee'd in my pants then I went to Kevin McDonalds for Spaghetti and Chips and we watched Sooty.
The fucking mute twat
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Spaghetti and chips?With a bread roll on the side. And maybe some rice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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we live in a chips and rice generationwhen the fuck did that become acceptable?
incidentally, my boss had a chip butty with a bag of crisps (french fries) for lunch today, which made me laugh. reminded me of the time I made myself waffles & chips no realising they are essentially the same :(
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03,
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