NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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I was leaning out the window of my flat, finishing a cigarette a couple of years agoand I could hear one of my neighbours having a very loud wank. Granted everyone spanks the monkey from time to time, it's a given, but I could see what he was watching on the TV as his window was open and the screen was reflected in it.
Choice of wank fodder: Keeping up appearances
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 18:01,
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The Bouquet residence,the lady of the house speaking!
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monkeybananaraffle, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:09,
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Heh...ewww...That needs a linky for our non-English b3tans...
But PLEASE tell me it wasn't Onslow on screen at the time *boiks*
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snee held his breath since, Fri 2 Oct 2009, 8:27,
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.See the vegetable man, In the vegetable van. With a horn that's honking Like a mariachi band ...
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I bethe wanted to fill Hyacinths 'bucket'.
*legs it*
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