Never Meet Your HeroesThey're bound to disappoint - like the time we booked Wayne Hussey for the B3ta Radio Show. Five minutes before we're due to record, Wayne
phones, lost on the M25 with his Brazilian wife screaming in the background. Not so much the King of Goth, as a hen-pecked flake.
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chthonic, Thu 25 May 2006, 14:17)
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Prince Phil and da QueenOne Friday morn, about 7 or so years ago, I was quietly working in a computer store just outside Swansea Train Station. It was a clear sky, and High Street was sunnily lit up, with not a care in the world. Also, this morning was made all the better special as the Queen and His Gaffness Prince Phil were visiting Swansea for a meeting to do with some Welshy Government thing (fuck knows, I'm a waster).
So we hurry outside the store, just as the Queen and Phil drive past (well, sit in the back, anyroads). Phil is looking at us, and he's actually waving more than we are while smiling like a madman. Good man.
The Queen however, was unfortunately watching two tramps squatting over a bush taking a shit about 50 yards down from us, with a look of realisational horror emerging on her royal chops as the car was drawing near to them.
Still, Phil's great :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 30 May 2006, 19:48,
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