The nicest thing someone's ever done for meIn amongst all the tales of bitterness and poo, we occasionally get fluffy stories that bring a small tear to our internet-jaded eyes.
In celebration of this, what is the nicest thing someone's done for you? Whether you thoroughly deserved it or it came out of the blue, tell us of heartwarming, selfless acts by others.
Failing that, what nice things have you done for other people, whether they liked it or not?
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chthonic, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 16:14)
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the nicest thingThe nicest thing that anyone ever did for me was done by my wife and B3TA. She's foreign and doesn't speak English. we were lying in bed, post coitus, and having one of those little chats. I forget what prompted it, but she finally asked me, "how do you say I hate you in English?" I'm not sure why, but I guess it must be my prolonged exposure to B3TA, I answered her, "Fuck me in the arse."
She practiced the phrase several times. "Fook mi en arse," "fook mai arse," "Yoo fooking mai arse," etc.
Then she asked what it really meant, and I told her.
She said, (this is a translation) "what are you waiting for?"
This has lead to continued wedded bliss. Thank you, B3TA!
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:16, 6 replies)
Um dude...You sounds like an asshole. Are you?
(, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 22:40, closed)
um, no, you seem to be an idiot. Are you?You have something against buggery? You should try it. I'd guess you'd be on the receiving end, though.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 0:25, closed)
Um dude...Who would actually reply, "Why, yes. Yes, I am an asshole. However did you find out?"
All I'm saying is, the question is ineffective.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 1:47, closed)
m dude...How right you are. But I did think that I might just admit that I am an asshole. Why not? It's just that kind of world that we live in that leads one to consider that, yes, maybe, perhaps, yes we are really are assholes. At least I do. All the time. So maybe yes. I am an asshole. But that still leaves the question: what does anyone have against buggery? Why are you guys so opposed to a little ass-love?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 2:56, closed)
I admit that I'm an asshole-Not especially proud of it, trying to be a better person. I am emphatically not into buggery as I don't like the idea of shit on my cock or having a cock-sized object shoved to my bumhole. Even so, if you and your lady or anyone of your choice enjoys some ass-love I will stand right here on the sidelines and cheer. BTW, it's a beautiful story you have told.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 6:45, closed)
You wonder why guys are opposed to anal sex, then you use the implication that Powervator would recieve anal sex as an insult.
Answer your own question much?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31, closed)
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