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Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
Our pal Freddie Woo says: Climbing into the back seat of the car, she sat on a fortnight-old bag of food shopping I had completely forgotten about. The stench of a bag of bean sprouts popping open is a real passion-killer, I can tell you for nothing. Tell us about the shag you didn't have because you blew it.
( , Thu 22 May 2014, 14:01)
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You drank wine, you got what you deserved. Wine opens up the arse muscles because it's only drunk by women and bummers.
You should have either stuck to lager, in which case you could have simply blamed getting brewer's droop on her being ugly, or gin. Because gin makes a man mean.
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You should have either stuck to lager, in which case you could have simply blamed getting brewer's droop on her being ugly, or gin. Because gin makes a man mean.
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