I was trying to imagine the worst thing ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fosters tastes of nothing at all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

You say it best

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Allow me to adapt your original post
Bronski Beat Oasis, supported by Suede
Birmingham Derby, obviously
Fosters Fosters
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:35, Reply)

One of my pals was a guitar tech for Suede
The poor cunt had to see them literally hundreds of times. I met Brett Anderson at a party once. Worst prick ever. He was wearing a fucking kimono.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44, Reply)

THIS is when you take your sword

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I really fucking hate that twat
Whenever I need a favour from my best mate I remind him that my affection for him didn't waver when he revealed that Dog Man Star is his favourite album
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)