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probably nicer than the abortion that you call a "vegetarian" shepherds pie

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
this is where you are wrong, my undressed monkey friend
firstly, i cook it with meat for my dad/brothers etc.

secondly, when i cook it for myself, i tend to use lots of spicy vegetables. it's GOOD!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
But, that's not shpherds pie, it's just a bunch of vegetables with mash on top
it would be 'arable farmers' pie really
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Greengrocers pie.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
beetroot dyed purple mind piss

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
it's fucking fit, is what it is
i also like bachelors bean feast shepherds pie, but i have to watch whom i cook that for - it gave my friend cc such dreadful stinking wind that she farted herself sick and had to take the next day off work because she was so scared of doing it in the office. she couldn't escape the reek that followed her around all day though.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I heard your ex liked Bachelors sausage feast pie

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
i don't think i've heard of that one
you didn't just make it up to tease me, did you? surely not?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Hevean forbid

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
*shudders*
You can't make a veggie Shepherds Pie. It can't be called Sheperds Pie without lamb, shurely?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
see above
or "Greg Wallace Pie"
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Oh god.
I may never eat anything ever again.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
when i ate meat
i had it with beef. that was nice too. much as i loathe meat and always have, i didn't mind mince.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
when made with beef it's a "cottage pie"
and don't let Darth tell you otherwise
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
oh is that the difference?
i thought the difference was that there are carrots in a cottage pie.

this is NOT a euphemism for darth's cock.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Lamb = shepherds pie
Beef = cottage pie
vegetables = not pie at all but a sorry excuse for food that shouldn't even be fed to those skinny starving donkeys in the middle East, you know, with the bent backs and long toenails, they would refuse it.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
you need educating, boy

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Actually
Lamb/Mashed Potato = Shepard's Pie (Mash = Fluffy like a sheep)

Beef/Sliced Potato = Cottage Pie (Slices like roof tiles on a cottage).

Sadly i think I learnt that from Coronation Street.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)
That's a hotpot or scouse.
Plum.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
You sir are wrong.
chickletsinthekitchen.com/?p=359

Don't ever doubt the wisdon of Stephanie Cole...
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:14, Reply)
It's still beef for cottage and lamb for shepherd though.
I wouldn't argue that changing the nature of the potato on top makes no difference.

That said, I would say lamb "pie" with sliced potato on is scouse.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
It is, yes.
All we are missing now then, is the proper name for the beef/mash combo.

Unless that's hot pot.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
No, that's cottage pie!
hot pot has sliced potato on top
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)
But is made with lamb.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I refuse to accept this fact as fact.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)
It is a fact on the internet and in real life

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)
But if I can't trust National Treasure Stephanie Cole, who can I trust?
Answer me that, mr destoyer of my entire belief system. ANSWER ME THAT!
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Who the fuck is stephanie cole?>

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I'm not sure.
Some actress.

I just googled 'Coronation Street Cast' to find out where I heard the Cottage Pie thing from.

She may have been in Tenko.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Why would Coronation Street be the place to look for food based facts?!

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)
cos its full of fat folks

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)
It wouldn't,
I've just let a joke get out of hand.

For the record, I have no strong opinions on the correct type of potato for either a Cottage or Shepard's pie.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)
So which type do you advocate for a fish pie?

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Well, clearly that has to be very small boiled potatoes to look like fish eggs.
This one I feel very strongly about.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)
rice

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)
a glass of wine and a pizza express, thats it

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)
fuck pizza express
fire and stone is sooooooo much better
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)
you ain't worth fire and stone!

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)
oh actually me and LQ went to covent garden the other day and had lovely pie and mash

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)
oh please
i'm like the chanel of off-topic.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)
you mean the chantelle
(her from off big brother who i think gets her baps out now)
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Popular in the 80's but not particularly trendy anymore?

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)
i can't believe this is still going on
it's fucking meat and fucking potato, get over it boys.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)
NEVER!

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Bloody women,
they don't even try to understand us, do they Nakers?
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I can't believe you didn't know that.
And you're from the country and everything.
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
but i haven't eaten either since i was about 12!
surely a good excuse
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Food knowledge 101.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
shepard's pie is rancid whatever you do with it
and cheese on top is just *vom*
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
^incorrect.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
its a bird innit
they only like pasta and fruit and that

fucken cunts the lot of em
(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Wrong.

(, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:57, Reply)

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