what the fuck is baline?
i would charge the tube £5 every time it makes me late. i would be a millionaire.

i just texted a b3tan an INXS based joke, and used the word autoeroticasphyxiation. this is the longest word i have ever texted (usually they just have 4 letters). made me think what a fucking rank practice that must be. ever choked anyone? or been choked??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've choked the chicken
Baleen: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baleen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)

wanna give it a go?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)

sure. i'll watch you
off you go michael
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)

i'll wait til i get homwe, no point messing up the office

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)

make sure to squeeze so tightly that everything goes black
around the neck, i mean.

oh.

wait.

you're not the right man for this job, are you, neckless?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)

well played

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I KNOW
I WAS RIGHT PROUD OF THIS ONE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)