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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My lavatory wall at home is an external one and I've a frightful condensation/mould problem. What can I do to counter this, please, you cunts? I have tried deleting my account and killing myself, but to no avail.
Alt: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Got that? Good. Now picture me, doing your mum, up the arse. In front of the rest of your family. On Christmas Day. You want to join in, don’t you? You disgusting cunt.
Alt alt: Certain words make me sick with rage, such as 'serviette'. Am I alone in this stupidity?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:43, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My lavatory wall at home is an external one and I've a frightful condensation/mould problem. What can I do to counter this, please, you cunts? I have tried deleting my account and killing myself, but to no avail.
Alt: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Got that? Good. Now picture me, doing your mum, up the arse. In front of the rest of your family. On Christmas Day. You want to join in, don’t you? You disgusting cunt.
Alt alt: Certain words make me sick with rage, such as 'serviette'. Am I alone in this stupidity?
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:43, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Do you have any kind of ventilation in there?
An extractor fan or similar? Is the external wall double skinned?
Alt:
I did join in, as you well know
Alt Alt:
"buzz words" boil my piss.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
An extractor fan or similar? Is the external wall double skinned?
Alt:
I did join in, as you well know
Alt Alt:
"buzz words" boil my piss.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
There's no extractor or heater: it's a closet.
There's a little window in there but opening it creates a freezing draught throughout the whole East Wing. Drives my servants mad.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
There's a little window in there but opening it creates a freezing draught throughout the whole East Wing. Drives my servants mad.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This will all be the bank's problem soon.
I wouldn't worry about it.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about it.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
A moldy bathroom is fucking nasty man
Not as nasty as a flat I were in last week. Dirty cunt had two years worth of his own shit layered into the carpet and up the walls man.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Not as nasty as a flat I were in last week. Dirty cunt had two years worth of his own shit layered into the carpet and up the walls man.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Look, I sobered up and moved out. It's not my fault they still haven't cleaned the place.
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( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I've been trying to place your double for ages, but you are the spitting image of PETER CHAPMAN
this must be handy on public transpost and other areas where seating is required
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
this must be handy on public transpost and other areas where seating is required
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)
As opposed to making them wish they were dead, which I already knew about.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Hahaha I liked that
I also liked that Facebook were "deeply saddened"
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I also liked that Facebook were "deeply saddened"
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This facebook group should help to explain
There is some internet gold here: www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/PETER-CHAPMAN-IS-A-SICK-B-A-S-T-A-R-D-RIP-Ashleigh-Hall-/350069849036
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
There is some internet gold here: www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/PETER-CHAPMAN-IS-A-SICK-B-A-S-T-A-R-D-RIP-Ashleigh-Hall-/350069849036
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
You should never open your trickle vents anywhere other than in a bathroom.
Maybe over a hole in the ground if you are camping, but that's it.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Maybe over a hole in the ground if you are camping, but that's it.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Get the council round. It's their flat.
Alt: That was a top drawer Christmas that. 'member the goose?
Alt alt: "pull up the drains" and "granular" or "granularity".
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Alt: That was a top drawer Christmas that. 'member the goose?
Alt alt: "pull up the drains" and "granular" or "granularity".
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation.
Also an incredibly dull TV show, as it happens.
AltAlt: I'm sure I've said this before, but adults using childish euphamisms for bodily functions creeps me out. I cringe when I hear an adult say they 'need a poo' or are going for a 'wee wee'.
Although frankly, I'd prefer them just not to tell me at all.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Also an incredibly dull TV show, as it happens.
AltAlt: I'm sure I've said this before, but adults using childish euphamisms for bodily functions creeps me out. I cringe when I hear an adult say they 'need a poo' or are going for a 'wee wee'.
Although frankly, I'd prefer them just not to tell me at all.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
My Mrs goes mental when I announce
that I am "Going for a shit" or "Need a slash".
Can't imagine why.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)
that I am "Going for a shit" or "Need a slash".
Can't imagine why.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)
knock a hole in the wall and add and extractor fan, or open the window you stinking tramp
alt: HAHAHAHA
alalt: I'm with you all the way: couch, lounge, tea and toilet make me nauseous
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
alt: HAHAHAHA
alalt: I'm with you all the way: couch, lounge, tea and toilet make me nauseous
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
couch, lounge, tea and toilet
sounds like a very relaxing afternoon.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)
sounds like a very relaxing afternoon.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I once ate an entire pineapple cream sponge when I had the munchies.
True story.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
True story.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I have also done that
But it is because I am a big fat greedy cunt
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)
But it is because I am a big fat greedy cunt
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)
There already is one of them.
They're called Crosby, Stills & Nash.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
They're called Crosby, Stills & Nash.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
Cosby, Pills and Smack
the short lived yet hilarious follow up to 'The Cosby Show'
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)
the short lived yet hilarious follow up to 'The Cosby Show'
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Not a clue, sorry
Alt: No thanks, one fat bird getting stuffed on the table is enough.
Alt Alt: 'Mosh' is one of my least favourite words.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Alt: No thanks, one fat bird getting stuffed on the table is enough.
Alt Alt: 'Mosh' is one of my least favourite words.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Very kind of you to invite bella round for Christmas Dinner
but really you should have waited until after pudding to pop you "pig in blanket" into her gaping turkey cavity
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
but really you should have waited until after pudding to pop you "pig in blanket" into her gaping turkey cavity
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
You have to make sure she's been properly done.
Then cut her throat.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Then cut her throat.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
you need to send me an orange Wednesday code
or I'll have to buy a fucking full price ticket.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
or I'll have to buy a fucking full price ticket.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I doubt she would be on the end of that number
it being the gay exchange number...
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
it being the gay exchange number...
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
I can't believe nobody suggested
you stop pissing up the wall, you disgusting old tramp.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
you stop pissing up the wall, you disgusting old tramp.
( , Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
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