One dull thread deserves another.
My lavatory wall at home is an external one and I've a frightful condensation/mould problem. What can I do to counter this, please, you cunts? I have tried deleting my account and killing myself, but to no avail.

Alt: Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Got that? Good. Now picture me, doing your mum, up the arse. In front of the rest of your family. On Christmas Day. You want to join in, don’t you? You disgusting cunt.

Alt alt: Certain words make me sick with rage, such as 'serviette'. Am I alone in this stupidity?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:43, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have any kind of ventilation in there?
An extractor fan or similar? Is the external wall double skinned?

Alt:
I did join in, as you well know

Alt Alt:
"buzz words" boil my piss.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Buzz words are totally trending up my flagpole at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

*Maims*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

There's no extractor or heater: it's a closet.
There's a little window in there but opening it creates a freezing draught throughout the whole East Wing. Drives my servants mad.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)

A de-humidifier?
Or shut the fucking door?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

This will all be the bank's problem soon.
I wouldn't worry about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

hahahaaa!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

(!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Ventilation is the key, ensure your trickle vents are open

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

But it's so cold in there Rory.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)

A moldy bathroom is fucking nasty man
Not as nasty as a flat I were in last week. Dirty cunt had two years worth of his own shit layered into the carpet and up the walls man.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What's your Dad up to these days?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Shitting, mainly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Look, I sobered up and moved out. It's not my fault they still haven't cleaned the place.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I've been trying to place your double for ages, but you are the spitting image of PETER CHAPMAN
this must be handy on public transpost and other areas where seating is required
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Fucking hell, Moby has been killing people?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

As opposed to making them wish they were dead, which I already knew about.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Its why his heart feels so bad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

"In reality, he was a 33-year old man living in his car."
Quality
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Hahaha I liked that
I also liked that Facebook were "deeply saddened"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I clicked "Not Like"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I don't understand this sub thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Peter Chapman stalked a girl using Facebook then killed her

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I was hoping Moby had actually flipped and killed someone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

This facebook group should help to explain
There is some internet gold here: www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pages/PETER-CHAPMAN-IS-A-SICK-B-A-S-T-A-R-D-RIP-Ashleigh-Hall-/350069849036
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

You should never open your trickle vents anywhere other than in a bathroom.
Maybe over a hole in the ground if you are camping, but that's it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Get the council round. It's their flat.
Alt: That was a top drawer Christmas that. 'member the goose?

Alt alt: "pull up the drains" and "granular" or "granularity".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Stop offering baths to every vagrant you meet then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)

*psst*
That's a mirror
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

But it's such fun!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Ventilation, Ventilation, Ventilation.
Also an incredibly dull TV show, as it happens.

AltAlt: I'm sure I've said this before, but adults using childish euphamisms for bodily functions creeps me out. I cringe when I hear an adult say they 'need a poo' or are going for a 'wee wee'.

Although frankly, I'd prefer them just not to tell me at all.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

I'm off for a tinkle with mister dingle dangle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

tinkle dingle dangle
dingle dangle tickle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

My Mrs goes mental when I announce
that I am "Going for a shit" or "Need a slash".

Can't imagine why.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:00, Reply)

She is a minister?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Built like a minster.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

n
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Like The Rock.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

her crypt is full of old bones

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

knock a hole in the wall and add and extractor fan, or open the window you stinking tramp
alt: HAHAHAHA

alalt: I'm with you all the way: couch, lounge, tea and toilet make me nauseous
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)

sofa so good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)

couch, lounge, tea and toilet
sounds like a very relaxing afternoon.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Needs cake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

And cannabis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Two things that improve almost everything

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

They certainly improve each other

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I once ate an entire pineapple cream sponge when I had the munchies.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I have also done that
But it is because I am a big fat greedy cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Me too!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Like a Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young tribute act.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

There already is one of them.
They're called Crosby, Stills & Nash.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

*golf clap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Cosby, Pills and Smack
the short lived yet hilarious follow up to 'The Cosby Show'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Or the working title for a Happy Mondays album.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Why did you post this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)

ooh, that is such a better answer than mine.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:16, Reply)

To annoy you mainly
it's the reason for 99% of my posts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Not a clue, sorry
Alt: No thanks, one fat bird getting stuffed on the table is enough.

Alt Alt: 'Mosh' is one of my least favourite words.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Very kind of you to invite bella round for Christmas Dinner
but really you should have waited until after pudding to pop you "pig in blanket" into her gaping turkey cavity
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I bet she's juicy, though.
Plump thighs and a tender breast.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Remember to turn her over halfway through

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

would you do the honours and baste her please sporters?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I'd hate her to dry out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

You have to make sure she's been properly done.
Then cut her throat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

you need to send me an orange Wednesday code
or I'll have to buy a fucking full price ticket.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

756785

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)

is that real mister???? xxx

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I havent a clue, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

also something to do with drainage or some shit

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)

01908 668810

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:07, Reply)

0891 505050

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)

I haven't spoken to Jo Guest for ages.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Guest Brand

or

Jo Christopher
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Mmmmm, Jo Brand.
*foldymingelols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I doubt she would be on the end of that number
it being the gay exchange number...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

"Friends & Family"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

which you just happened to have to hand...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1551758
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I can't believe nobody suggested
you stop pissing up the wall, you disgusting old tramp.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)