Saturday evening on here is shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Every evening on here is shit.
And so are most of the days.

Did you win this afternoon, then? After a promising initial five minutes, we managed to get royally creamed in teh rugby. Just for a change.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Nope, City lost.
And it got a bit cold, so after the game I decided against going out.

What have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Ooh, lots.
Ran some errands, walked the dog, took some photos, did some washing, played an unfeasible amount of a computer game.
Now I'm trying to psyche myself up to pack a bag for tomorrow.
So if you're not going out, what are you planning?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Watch some telly, listen to the music maybe have a beer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

nice bit of celine dion or acker bilk?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Adge Cutler and the Wurzels
Or a bit of Fred Wedlock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)

You can't beat a bit of Fred Wedlock.
We were listening to him in the car the other day. mr b3th wrote him a song shortly before he died and emailed it to him. He was really nice about it, wrote back and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Arr, Fred was indeed a diamond.
I met him on a couple of occasions. A really nice bloke.

Is Mr b3th a bit of a songwriter then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

He writes poems. funny ones.
Sort of a male Pam Ayres. You ever listen to Radio Bristol?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I do listen to Radio Bristol, but only for a sport
When should I listen?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Weekday lunchtimes.
The guy that does the show is a twat, but he reads all mr b3th's poems and letters. If you hear about [mr b3th's real name] from Weston, that'll be him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)

This is one of my favourites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-28TlGzhI

Sadly, not all the pubs are there anymore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)

hehehe.
Handier household help is good. And the Bristol Bobby.
And the one about getting your car stuck. I can't even spell the title of that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Thees Got'n Wur Thee Casn't Back'n, Asn't!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Have a link!
www.myspace.com/fredwedlock/music/songs/thees-got-n-wur-thee-casn-t-back-n-asn-t-cutler-arr-wedlock-54852260
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

That's the one.
It's gurt funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)

What does tomorrow hold in store? More car booting.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)

No, keep up.
Tomorrow I'm abandoning the old man and training up to the wilds of Yorkshire.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Yes, sorry. You did say.
How long are you away for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Just one night.
Back on Monday night.
If my train is delayed or meets any problems, I've got an hour to kill at Temple Meads. Do you think the bars are still open there after 10pm?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Yeah, you'll get a drink either in Temple Meads
Or the Reckless Engineer over the road from the station, or, if you don't fancy the metal pub, there is the Knights Templer outside the station too.

Staff there will direct you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

direct abduct and rape

Hopefully I'll be alright. It's just a bit tight. I have fifteen minutes between trains, and if I miss the five to ten, the next one isn't till five past eleven.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Is this Monday night/Tuesday morning?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Yeah. Though I'm hoping it won't stretch into Tuesday morning.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Well, if you do miss your connection, then beer can be found!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Mr B3th died????

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

No, silly.
Fred Wedlock died.
Don't go getting Gonz's hopes up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:15, Reply)

soz gonz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

you need to rock it up a bit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)

How can I do that Captain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

i don't have all the answers
young jeff. Look inside yourself for the rock hidden within
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

The rock says...
'Jeff, have a beer' and that's what I'm going to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

that might rock your world, but that's not sharing the rock

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Fancy a beer?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

yup
but I have none. I drank them on bacon butty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)

You could go and get some more.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I drinked some wine with me tea, so no
I don't think there are beer shops that near here, it's cold out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Too bad.
Got any weed or owt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)

there are weeds in the garden

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Well make a nice cup of tea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)

i think I might
although it's a a little risqué at this time of night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Do it. You know you want to.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)

done
if I don't sleep, it's your fault
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)

If you don't sleep it'll be because you've not exercised enough today!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)

that is true
I was going to go to the gym but I got distracted by music shop guys, napping and the internet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)

You could go to the gym tomorrow instead.
Or are you going back to the music shop?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)

gym tomorrow
going back to the music shop next saturday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Did you check that he was working next Saturday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)

I said "I'll see you next saturday"
So I expect so
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Are you going to drag the purchase out a bit by making him show you a few other guitars?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)

probably
I totally dragged my visit out today. And went back a bit later. I need to learn to play stairway to heaven I think
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)

hahaha
Do you play guitar already?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

yeah
but very badly. I have an electric one, but it sounds shit without plugging in, that's why I wanted an acoustic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

What else do you play?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

flute

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)

He'll have swapped shifts now you've said that

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)

wait, I meant he said it, not me
but yes, he probably will
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)

I mean *to* Saturday not *from*
in case you thought I was being mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)

I had assumed mean
but I was being pessimistic, there is no way he really fancies me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Perhaps he LARPs
and has a secret fetish for orcs.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)

maybe...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Evening you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

evening miss
good day?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)

Pretty darn tasty, thank you.
You channelling your inner sex goddess yet?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)

not really
I'm trying to make an extension for the pig cage. I don't think this lends itself to sex-goddessness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Have the pigs won their battle for planning permission and got the green light to extend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Today the extension
Tomorrow - the world!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)

well, there were some bribes to the council
but they are OK with it now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)

I assume this will push you into teh next council tax bracket?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)

oh man I hadn't thought of that
this really does push the value of the house up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)