alright JeffTheDogFucker
Thanks to my employer's generous holiday allowance and my tendency to put off booking holidays till the last minute, my weekend has been four days long. Next week I'm not in till Thursday, so until then I'm going to drink and smoke myself to oblivion.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That sounds good to me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Top stuff Woodside!
What have you done this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Apart from giving the next assignment on my distance learning course a brief glance, fuck all.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What are you learning - from afar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

He's learning how far apart things are from one another

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Or as it's more formally known, astronomy.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

A professional qualification, an SCS Diploma in Cosmetic Science.
www.cosmeticlearning.com/

Since I've been doing this stuff every day at work for 2 1/2 years it's nae great shakes.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Is a SCS Diploma better than a DFS one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Probably.
If DFS's diplomas are anything like their sales, once you start them you will literally never finish them.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

It still has to end THIS WEEKEND

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Start now.
STUDY LATER!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)