Oh mate, OH MATE, you know your ex-wife woes, check this out, my cousin is getting devorced, if you think you're fucked, lol, you've barely had a brush of a bum on the tube when the drive puts on the breaks.
He's a financial guy, donno what exactly, but he's self made, done the whole lot on his own, owns a house and a flat worth in excess of £1m, and the company is about £10m of which he owns a 35% share. He has two young boys.

Now, the ex wife, she has
- Banned the kids from playing football, something they love and an activity they do with their dad, because it's too lower-class and football is benief them.
- Smashed up the house countless times, including ruining £100ks worth of antiques (his hobby).
- Had affairs left-right-and-centre.
- Has never lifted a finger to generate a penny since uni.
- Hasn't smacked the kids, but done the whole throw-stuff-at-walls thing infront of them.

She's getting 80% of everything he's got, EVERYTHING, the buisness, the property, the lot. But what's worst. He also has to give her about £3k/month, leaving him with just enough to rent a place and go to work. The fact that he hasn't earn't in the last 9 months hasn't been relivant.

AND she's playing silly buggers with access, making excuses like getting haircuts so he can't pick 'em up and stuff like that.

KALPOWIE, now THAT is a burn.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What a cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I joked about murder to my Ma', how in 10 years time he'd be a free man, and she forbid me to suggest the idea.
The other idea is that I said he should offer 100% minus £100k or soo, and let him start again.
The final idea is for him to skip country, we've got a lovely little place in cyprus that he can have for free.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)