About what, tangles?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Got your email mate
I'll have a proper gander soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Might I assume you also got my message?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

I did.
I've been on my phone all day, but I've just fired up my laptop so I can address my many gazzed messages and e-mails from well wishers.

You'll be getting a reply soon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Perhaps you could employ b3th as your PA?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:26, Reply)

That won't work.
One of my many well wishers is b3th.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

i could tell myself that you'll get back to me later

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Or, if you're going to do the PA role properly.
You could tell yourself that you'll be getting back to yourself later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Do you think you'll fob yourself off as easily as that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

furiously.
On a nightly basis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

haha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Well it passes the time while waiting for a response

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Your message is important to us.
We'll get back to you shortly. Whilst waiting, why not wank yourself raw.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Don't mind if I do.
Thank you very much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Knock yourself out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Hey b3th.
Given you've been self employed for some time, and given that you are happy working in WsM - have you considered buying a local business?

uk.businessesforsale.com/uk/search/Businesses-for-sale-in-Weston-super-Mare
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Been there, done that.
Died on my arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

What did you have?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)

My friend and I opened a shop.
lasted about six months. i came out of it like Monty's poor cousin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)

What did you retail - and what went wrong?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)

She was an alternative health therapist
and I sold lush-type soaps etc that I made myself.

I can't be doing with that kind of stress again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

I can understand that.
Do you still make soaps? I'm just wondering if there is a web-shop in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

i still have the kit
but I haven't made anything for a few years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Make some
Send a few out to the ladies of OT, get honest feedback - and if they'd buy it, you've got a potential market.

Get Gonz to build you a website, get Battered to do the marketing and get me to be an all round genuis.

PROFIT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

That would be lovely
but I can't keep begging you lot for help. You've all got better things to do than help me out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

You've got a good mix of people here.
From students to execs.

Find out - if they'd buy it, how much they'd spend on it (and about 50 other things) and take it from there.

Absolutely nothing to lose. Given you are already in the mail order space.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

I'd be well up for it, if you are serious about it, even do it for a cut.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

it's certainly something to think about...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Give it some thought over the next 24 hours
And if you keep coming back to it, let me know.

I can pull some documentation uptogether for you before JeffSTOCK and we can discuss then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

'kay.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

See you on the left?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Haha, KAPLOWIE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Cheers Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Sorry, common reaction in my family...
After my dad married my mum he was telling a bloke he worked with that he had just got married, to which the man responded "Why didn't you come and see me first?"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Ah, I see.
I've done it twice now. The first time was a test run.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

As a wise man once told me:
Anyone who gets married for a second time didn't deserve to lose the first one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

I certainly fucking didn't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I love the idea of someone saying "Why didn't you come and see me first? I got a lovely sister, she's from good stock, her coat has a great shine to it, could have sorted you out a deal"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I think his point was more that he would have advised against marriage in general.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I wonder, in the history of mankind, if anyone has ever changed their mind about proposing to someone, purley on the word of friends and family.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

A great shine on her coat, eh...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)