HAHSAHAHAHAHAHA
fuck me that's the best thing today!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lampito - Marginally elevating the level of humour on teh board above rock bottom

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

i think there have been some lolz today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Mainly at you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I tell you what
if Battered works for Ask restraunts he's got some stupid fucking responses coming from the survey I just filled out.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Do a company that sounds like something you make toast out of own ASK?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Doesn't seem so
NO LINK HERE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I like premier inn,
all you can eat breakfast on company expense YES!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)

We supply them, so I'm not too fond of them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

He said he worked for a company that represented chain restraunts.
It had loads of questions about the celebrity chefs and decor of the place I think I answered most the questions deeply sarcastically and for the first half I was getting Ask and Zizzi confused.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)

According to his Linkedin page he works for a company which sounds like something you make toast out of.


Or fairy bread.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

He's going to be very angry at you for mentioning this online.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Is he?
Oh. I'd better change it then.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)

fairy bread? toast? I can't work it out from that.
Why is he asking us to do his homework for him? Why would he need us lot to fill out a servey for a big name brand when the big name brand could just use their social media outlets to get a billion times higher and greater response?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He didn't I got an email from Ask saying fill out this survey and win an IPad3
so I did.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I donno how this is relivent to him then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I just miss him a lot.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Oh, ok.
Are you on his LinkedIn network? It's very important to add everyone you have ever possibly come in contact with on your LinkedIn. In fact, keep a few print outs of your CV on you next time you go to the pub.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)

i have one of those near me, what are the chances

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I don't know. We'd have to work out how many Ask restaurants there were in the country
and then do a calculation based on population densities.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I'm used to lowering the tone :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)

You're used to lowering your underwear.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I've invested in crotchless ones, I'm now too lazy to even bother lowering them.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I reckon Crow appreciates the time you save him
and the energy he would otherwise have to expend on his wrists.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I am nothing if not thoughtful.
Hope you are well, darlin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Oh dear god that's sad.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 14:33, Reply)