I want booze
but I have nothing convenient. I don't want to have to get through a whole bottle of wine, and the fancy spiced rum liqueur feels like it needs a special occasion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

wait! it's OK
found vanilla vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

i have a botte of champers to dri k
not actually expensive or any shit, but i refuse to leave it as it'll be wasted.

this is how i economise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Apparently if you stick a teaspoon in the neck, it will keep til tomorrow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

only if you stick the spoon in his mouth to stop him drinking it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

The silver one he was born with?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

i spent that on socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Condoms are cheaper than socks, unless you recycle
Dave Cameron will shortlyban your poshwanks
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

i'm well beyond posh wanks in a johnny
give me half pound of mince an egg and a microwave please bob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Not FreeFair's puppet
I'm nearly twice the booze buying age
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

tell us a little about yourself
i, for example, own three pairs of brogues
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Really, that's incredible
You own 286 tiny tiny shoe holes
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

and I love them all the same

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

A hole is a hole. Brogue Lover
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

brogues are the best shoes known to man
i bet your shoes have square toes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I bet his shoes are school shoes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

No, you' re wrong
I have found an invincible shoe. It lasts an entire year.
I may reveal more details.but probably not
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)

A year? Pah!
your shoes are weak old man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)

v Down there, FF v
Just delete this and we'll pretend it never happened.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

It's probably not going to get a lot more special than this, Cavy
Knock yourself out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

There is always champagne at the back of the cupboard
But why do we have to wait for a special occasion? It is just fizzy wine.
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I thought you weren't old enough to drink, Freefair?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Replied up there
I'm not a bertpuppet
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)