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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I bet you won't have a large visible "On Tow" sign in the back of your car.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Or on your back

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
His back fills up the back of his car.
The reason he doesn't have an engine is that he took it out so his stomach would fit in the car when he was at the wheel.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Like a Hightower?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Kind of like a flintstones car
only his little tubby legs just flap uselessly out of the rust holes caused by his constant sweating.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
genuine lols

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I might even roll the windows down and make the engine noises myself. Do fuck off al.
I have no interest in anything you have to say.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Please calm down dear.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Also, you've rather proved that you are interested in what I have to say when it involves sending copies of books.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Oh that, yeah I got a copy cheers. That's what you had not what you said. Anyone else from here deleted you
From Facebook yet? I hear that's the new trend in town.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I don't think anyone else has thrown their toys out of the pram.
But then again, I'm normally a little choosy about my FB friends, which is why I turned down both of your requests.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)
and mine

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Yeah, well, you're northern.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
and you are a cunt

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
That too.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
haha, burn
Would you turn me down Al?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I'm afraid I would have to.
Your public snubbing of my at Mastodon hurt my pride. Also I think you're a cunt. But I would have been willing to look past that.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Success!

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Have you seen applebites new modelling shots?
I was empowered by proxy.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Nah, she unfriended me a long time ago.
Something about pole dancing not just being a hobby, but being a part of who she was. I was very sad. I gave her two cans of cider at a festival.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I know she did, she told me, I was just rubbing it in.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I bet you were

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Hahaha I've never added you you spastic. I blocked you months ago
Youre the kind of childish cunt who would trawl through my stuff for ammo. Honestly you're an arrogant twat who is so far up his own arse it's untrue. You've rather proved that by everything you fucking do.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I beg to differ Andrew, you friend requested me on two seperate occasions.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Also, I can still see your cover photos.
I like the one of you wearing the big comedy heart glasses.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Oh, I've just realised the other one is of your friends dressed as ghostbusters.
That's quite sweet.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54, Reply)
And... Why are you lying about me adding you Al?
What does that say About you? We both know it's bullshit, who are you trying to show off too now?
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Well done for you, why don't you start posting it on b3ta? You know you want too.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'm going to take that as direct confirmation that you are happy for me to post those photos of you on b3ta.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)
Why are you lying alex?
I don't like you and we're not friends.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
No we aren't, that's because I didn't accept the friend request.
And because you have been consistently rude and abusive towards me, which I didn't start, and despite that I still sent you a whole load of books, but you kept up being rude afterwards.

Admittedly you did say thanks, so I guess that means Battered won't be taking out a contract on you.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is classic, when the bullshitter starts to believe his own bullshit.
I'm gonna save this page for larfs
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
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(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
*gets popcorn*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Someone needs to start a new thread before they start hate fucking.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
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(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)
*gets lube*

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Done

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:02, Reply)
spoil sport

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Do you want me to continue this in the next thread?

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
I'm going to add him
Just so I can delete him.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Ooooo, you bitch.

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)

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