my main name is fine, unremarkable but not john smith common
my middle name is a bit wanky, but i don't use it.. rhymes with manly though *flexes* *brushes luxuriant moustache reflectively*

alt: shut up and fucking eat it you mincer. you know what's weird? the concept of foods being for certain times of the day. ask any stoner, there's NO wrong time for cereal, and while cooking and eating a roast at 11am might get you some odd glances, anythign you can carry with you in a tub is fair game.

alt alt: i wish to complain about the five day working week, in the strongest TERNS possible. so picture a couple of muscular, veiny seabirds, angrily jabbing your chest with their walnut-cracking bastard beaks while squawking something about quality of life and productivity and carbon footprints. frothing at the beak with rage they are... don't lok em in the eye.

alt alt alt: i imagine everyone here is well into 'macarron chacarron' by el chombo. for the spectacular lyrical prowess he posesses. and the video with the hoochies.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like the idea that seabirds should be subcontracted to carry out all customer service roles in future.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

what a world
what do you think the management hierarchy would be?
i think seaguls are your general call centre numpties, i see terns normally as the kind of second level, smooth things over kinda bird.
cormorants will work as tech support
puffins in customer relations
i figure the albatross is you roving support engineer type. and maybe a giant petrel for conflict resolution.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I first heard that song when I was drunk, and proclaimed it to be the 'best thing ever'
Then, a few months later, it was actually released, and I came to the conclusion that it was actually shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

it is shit isn't it?
i found it by that retarded running horse video on youtube. while off my chops. best thing ever syndrome.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I was the same, only it was some sort of Batman gif

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)