Boil some water
put some salt in it, and dip a cotton pad or face wipe in to it, and hold it on that area as skin, as hot as you can bear it for as long as you can bear it. Works for me.

EDIT - and I shouldn't worry. All the girls will be too polite to say anything and none of the boys will even notice.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's science ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

That's numberwang!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

wait...is this how you burnt your minge?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

No, that was on the oven.
and it was my hand, but there's no point ruining a good meme.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Why did you have your hand in your minge?



No, wait.... don't answer that one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

If berk was a television weather girl
I'd be all over the 'hot periods' puns by now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

she's like that x-man who shoots fire from his hands and...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Okay, just imagine, for the purposes of the following witty quote, that I'm a bloke (called Dave)

I went out with a hot fifteen year old once. Certainly got my fingers burned there....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

how's the lorry driving business?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

My minge doesn't burn things
my oven does.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

+ when I put my MINGE in it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:54, Reply)

singe minge

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Indian lesbian Mingeata's life partner ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)