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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bloody kids, who'd have 'em, eh?
I have finally sat down, having spent 2.5 hours with a 6 year old crying in bed because it's hurting as a new tooth is coming through. I mean, yeah, boo hoo and all that, but really it is time to shut up and go to sleep.
In other news I am listening to The Band in tribute to the nearly dead Levon Helm.
How's everyone else?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I have finally sat down, having spent 2.5 hours with a 6 year old crying in bed because it's hurting as a new tooth is coming through. I mean, yeah, boo hoo and all that, but really it is time to shut up and go to sleep.
In other news I am listening to The Band in tribute to the nearly dead Levon Helm.
How's everyone else?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
That doesn't count because I added 'no returns' to the insult.
2-0 Jeff.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
2-0 Jeff.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:31, Reply)
Damn you
I need to get more creative with the insults...
Er... You shit
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
I need to get more creative with the insults...
Er... You shit
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)
Shut it you BUMDER.
Now, go and rub some bonjella on your whinging kids mouth.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Now, go and rub some bonjella on your whinging kids mouth.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I AIN'T GOT ANY!!
Had to make do with overdosing him with Calpol
/McCannlols
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
Had to make do with overdosing him with Calpol
/McCannlols
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This anything to do with you?
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Pee-home-soon/story-11256964-detail/story.html
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
www.thisisbristol.co.uk/Pee-home-soon/story-11256964-detail/story.html
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Sadly not.
And is it any wonder the dog fucked off? Every time he wanted to go for a piss there was a human with its leg already cocked against a tree.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
And is it any wonder the dog fucked off? Every time he wanted to go for a piss there was a human with its leg already cocked against a tree.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
They must be really desperate.
I'd hate to think of Biscuit outside by himself for days on end. he wouldn't last five minutes, the big poof.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I'd hate to think of Biscuit outside by himself for days on end. he wouldn't last five minutes, the big poof.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I take it he hasn't slowed down that much if he is still all needy.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
He's actually getting more needy as he gets older.
We think it's because he realises he's getting old. He's a bit slower and arthritic these days.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
We think it's because he realises he's getting old. He's a bit slower and arthritic these days.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
You see that Elephant Man...
That's you looking your best that is. That's you on your way to a hot date.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
That's you looking your best that is. That's you on your way to a hot date.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
You see those workman's tents in the road?
That's your house. That's where you go on holiday.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
That's your house. That's where you go on holiday.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
So?
Everyone knows grannies are awesome.
Saying that, my mum was giving me the whole 'you don't know what you're missing' thing last night.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Everyone knows grannies are awesome.
Saying that, my mum was giving me the whole 'you don't know what you're missing' thing last night.
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)
She was looking forward to you suffering like she did.
Are Roota and your bro likely to make her happy?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Are Roota and your bro likely to make her happy?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Nope.
she has a brother and a sister. Her sister is already a granny, and her brother's only child is a big gayer, so I don't think the family genes are being spread too well.
Ah well, never mind, eh?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
she has a brother and a sister. Her sister is already a granny, and her brother's only child is a big gayer, so I don't think the family genes are being spread too well.
Ah well, never mind, eh?
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)
#Sings to the tune of the Addams family theme...
Her sister is her mother,
Her uncle is her brother,
They only shag each other,
It's Roota's family...
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Her sister is her mother,
Her uncle is her brother,
They only shag each other,
It's Roota's family...
( , Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)
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