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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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IMPORTANT JEFFSTOCK ANNOUNCEMENT
The Apple serves food till 8.

Somebody actually phoned and asked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Eating is cheating, Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:57, Reply)
It's worse than I thought.
Not only have you denied your small people bacon. You've now denied them ALL food.

I hope Wet, Wet, Wet release a fund raising single soon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59, Reply)
They're too busy with the skag to worry about my kids.
Surely all the food you are going to need is contained within the apples in the cider?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)
A few years ago, I'd have agreed with you.
But the number of times I've left The Apple in pain would suggest otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Not a young man anymore, Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)
I'll be 38 this year.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Fuck me
that's old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
On the b3th scale. That's almost 'half a husband'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
She'll start grooming you in a couple of years

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Reckon I'm safe for another couple of decades.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
And I'll be 36
How did that happen eh?
At least we're not as old as b3th
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I think that happened because I was born a couple of years before you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Oh, fuck you, bitch!
I'm younger than Stunned and Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Younger than Methuselah and Jared?
That's not really saying much...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Just like to point *I* phoned

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
As opposed to Mr "I think they only do lunches"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)
Oooh.
Get you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Really? Who'd thunk it.
Next door to The Apple is this place.

www.spyglassbristol.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:58, Reply)
That does look good
but equally so do the ploughmans they do at the apple.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Swings and roundabouts innit.
If you want to 'eat' I'd suggest The Spy Glass (or any of the other 'food places' nearby), if you want to snack, the apple will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I'll probably have a big, lateish lunch
and nibble when I start getting tipsy.
(berk, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:18, Reply)
*volunteers to be nibbled*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I figure big lunch
then ploughman's at the Apple. But it sorta depends on what BOBBY WANTS TO DO SINCE I NEED TO GIVE HIM A BIG BOX OF STUFF.

Ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Drugs.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Far worse than that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Something from West Brom?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Just a giant box
OF STUFF.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

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