i almost got in a fight when i tried pulling someone's trousers down at karaoke the other week
i felt really bad cos i was jsut kidding but this little 17 year old oik was trying to be all brave in front of his fat girlfriend, unfortuantely i couldn't hear a word he was saying
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

kids eh?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

the little tyke had a £30 haircut and jeans hanging off his arse anyway

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

how fat was his bird?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

fucking hell, so a gonz two pinter then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

don't you start on gonz as well! we're gonna have to tag team this shit, yo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

gonz knows we cool.
plus he don't mind a fatty, so I heard. He'd do Janet.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

we'd all do janet
i think we should all have a go at once
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

would we? I'm not so sure.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

yes WE would
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

FINE.
but it has to be a double-bagger.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Were you at Reading's premier Karaoke venue "De Ja Vue"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)