I'm very disappointed, /OT.
A question about being seduced by old people, and no-one's mentioned me?

Well, I've had a shit morning, thank you for asking. His lordship insisted on being driven to A&E at half five, and we're still in hospital now. They can't seem to fix his dicky ticker, so they're applying the stunning tactic of waiting to see if it fixes itself.
At least he's in the right place, and he's now getting his first sleep since yesterday morning. Poor love.
I tell you what, I'm fucking hanging. Do you think they'd notice if I found a bed somewhere and just dived in for a kip?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:36, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Shift him and kip in his bed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Ask them if they've got a double.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

They've got him in his own little side room, which is a bit good.
There was even talk of feeding him. And a nice nurse brought him coffee and biscuits.
I'm not sure coffee is a great idea with a bad heart, but there you go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

How long are they keeping him in for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

They said it was just until his heart rate regulates
But there's no sign of that happening so far, and they've pumped him every drug they've got.
Last time it just snapped back into sinus rhythm like that, but this time it's being awkward.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

If he's got a side room
until the end, probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Yeah, that's what he thought, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Have you checked where he keeps his will?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Sorry B3th
B3ths aunt hit me because I wouldn't fuck her up the arse.
( Peej, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

have they tried turning it off and turning it back on again?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I suggested that, but absently the defibrillator isn't a toy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Try cooking some toast on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)