My sister phoning me, and seeing her number on call display, ignoring it. Turned out the old lady ahd died, which was a bit heavy.
Alt, 1993 or 4 I think, not really a fight, only 1 punch was thrown.
Alt alt, no.
What did the copper want? I had a couple of guys turn up to mine on Boxing Day one year, I looked through the entry system and saw 2 guys in suits with clipboards. Not a good sign anytime, but Boxing Day? Think they were debt collectors.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I dunno what the coppers wanted, I didn't answer the door.
If it's important, they'll come back.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

If it was really important they'd have knocked the door down.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

probably something going down with the neighbours.
I HOPE IT'S NOT MY MUM!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I've had the "food police", as I call them, calling round.
Some local council healthy eating initiative. Guy comes round at 5pmiah, and asks what I'm having/had for tea. Just shut the door on the twat. Apparently, if you tell them, they tell you it's unhealthy, and suggest a nice salad instead.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

What a waste of someones taxes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

ELF AN SAFETY GORN MAD!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

its ok the planet is made of tnt so you can beat him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

you could have a lot of fun with that.
like taking the piss out the god squad.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Talking of a healthy diet,
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4266244/Partner-of-Coca-Cola-addict-claims-guzzling-the-drink-killed-her.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

george the 999 dog was on the sun website
check that story out too. there are pics of him.

world's ugliest dog contender.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

It's a Basset, they are pretty manky looking.
His lipstick is partly out in the first picture. Not that I was actively looking.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)

*Goes to check*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

not for the first time but i'm going to disagree with you here
that dog is bloody lvoely
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I think Bassets just look wrong.
As if theyve got too much skin to cover their inside stuff. A bit baggy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

just because he is ugly doesn't mean he can't be lovely
shallow cunt!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Is this a voice of experience talking?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)

i was just trying to give quentin a bit of hope, you know?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:27, Reply)

Ha ha.
Quote from his owner,
“He’s not usually very smart.

"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew socks.”

My mate has a Basset at least as ugly as this thing, and it's main hobby is trying to undo shoelaces.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

that bit made me LOL too
they are pretty pointless. and they HOWL!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)

but he's not ugly, he's adorable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew socks.”

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)

and now he's not just adorable, he's marriage material

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)

In that case,
"He’s really dopey and just likes to chew cocks.”
I hope you'll be very happy, and have lots of little George Quintens.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:39, Reply)

only in parts of india

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)

what a couple of stupid cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

How fucking stupid can you really be
Natural selection at work I guess
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Pretty sure that is not how natural selection works.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

yep, coke killed the dinosaurs and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Why not?
Their lack of intelligence is taking them out of the gene-pool. Unfortunately not before she could push out a load of cracker spawn
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

"I thought it was like water..."

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I ignored the TV license guy for about 6 months, he would rock up in his battered old Citroen BX (no fancy vans they don't exist)
we were on the second floor so would simply get the downstairs folk to say we weren't in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

What's a TV licence? Do you need one to watch the box?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

yep, otherwise they come around with a van and computer and butt fuck you all the way to White City

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)