You hadn't been drinking enough

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

/\ THIS
fuck it, you're going to get a doin anyway smash at least one fucker in the face.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

/scot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:20, Reply)

well yeah.
glasgow can be rough and I ain't letting a bunch of fucking neds have a go without reply.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

It was one guy out of the seven that took a dislike to me.
If I fought back, the others would almost certainly have kicked the shit out of me. As it was I ended up with a nutting and a couple of punches before he went swaggering back to his mates.

Could have been worse.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

you could have shit yourself
then got a chubby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

An unusual, but effective, self-defence mechanism

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:26, Reply)

to be fair
nobody would come back for seconds if you did that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

*remembers the bedshitter*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

*cries*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Hah, yeah, you did go back for seconds, though.
dorty bord
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)

did you have sex with someone and they shat themself during?
fucking hell swipey...... fucking hell.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Two girls one cup.
Based on a true story.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:41, Reply)

not during. my then bf did have a bit of a drunken accident in the middle of the night, however.
but yours makes a better story. let's go with that. he had a glass coffee table too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)

so he shat the bed?
was his arse pointing at you? were you pebble dashed?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/itsover/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)

you know why you're not married yet?
far too picky.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:48, Reply)

you forgot ugly and smelly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

who could forget

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

bedshitter alamo

*chucks out the mexican*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I hadn't been on the internet long enough to pick up hero fighting madskills.
obviously i'd now defeat all of them with my kung fu.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:21, Reply)

kung fu Klingon ceremonial sword
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

chop chop suey!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You could have roundhoused them all to death

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)

or used a samurai sword and beheaded them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I probably would have driven my Accord into him
and thence a wall. It's the traditional form of internet martial art. Web-do? Web-jitsu? Summat, anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

accord-fu!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Bless you

( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:36, Reply)