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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Have you ever had a bird leave a voice message that bhas n o point whatsoever?
Justa stream of conciousness
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Justa stream of conciousness
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I've had them whining at me for ages and then getting cross
because I'm offering suggestions on how to fix their problem before now.
"I don't want solutions, I want sympathy".
"But if you do this, you won't need either"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
because I'm offering suggestions on how to fix their problem before now.
"I don't want solutions, I want sympathy".
"But if you do this, you won't need either"
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME"
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
the tourettes hero link is saying "site suspended"
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
fix that problem and i won't whine at you.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:00, Reply)
The only thing that I get when I get you really drunk
is the worst hangover in the universe
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
is the worst hangover in the universe
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:05, Reply)
fuck yeah that was bad
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.
why did you make me drink that? why?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
then in the morning i found all that pink XXX alcoholic shit everywhere and retched the whole time i was cleaning it up.
why did you make me drink that? why?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
You're the one that got us on to that
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
you dozy mare. I distinctly remember saying "I think we ought to enjoy drinking responsibly" but noooooo
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
that is a sentence that you have never said in your entire life
ever.
it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
ever.
it is about as likely as me saying: "noooo noooooo, i hate chanel."
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I distinctly remember you eyeing up the back row of spirits at the summer bash
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
you made me drink orange aftershock. Orange.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
oh christ
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i didn't KNOW it was orange until we'd drunk it! same thing happened at a rugby club bash the other week. fucking lethal.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i am contemplating train/taxis at either end
for this exact reason
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
for this exact reason
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I'd offer you a lift
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
but a) you don't trust my cars and b) you'd have to get the train out to mine, anyway. You'd just as well go the distance if you're on a train anyway.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
thank you v much
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
but as you say i might as well go from kensington to bristol as kensington to slough to bristol... i might still drive. it's just the thought of the hungover drive back that i dislike.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:18, Reply)
If you train down
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
see how you feel on Sunday. You can always hop in for part of the way back if you fancy.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I've got no idea if the Marathon on Sunday has any impact on your drive into London or not.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
nope
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.
would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
not from bristol to west london. it doesn't come as far out as high st ken.
would stop me driving to work or to the ex's though, for sure.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:21, Reply)
the woman in itsu told me to have a great birthday today
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
random
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
i had thanked her before i realised IT'S NOT MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
random
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Don't be sad
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
everyone gets older, I'm sure people will still love your sparkling personality even when your breasts are sagging around your navel and your arse hangs down to the back of your knees.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Oh right, so where are you going to get a sparkling personality from?
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
navel?
they've been around my knees since i was 13.
my arse is good though. trust me.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
they've been around my knees since i was 13.
my arse is good though. trust me.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
poor battered
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
he has really gotten battered on here the past few days.
( , Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
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