Angela Merkel arrives at Athens airport

Passport monkey: Name?
Merkel: Angela Merkel
PM: Nationality?
AM: German.
PM: Occupation?
AM: No, just a holiday.

Hahahahahahahaha.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That was funny the 6th time I heard it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

IN LIKE 4BILLION BC

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Sorry 'Chompy.
It is funny, though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I'm not angry,
I'm just disapointed.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

What was your reaction the first five times you heard it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

violent vommiting.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

What about vomiting?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm writing a book called "Stop Overreacting".

If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself.
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:33, Reply)

i'm gonna change my name to no-one and then buy it and legally force you to stick toy our written agreement

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Stick toy? Kids today, don't know they're born.
Did you hear the one about the black Jew?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

How do you know when an Ethiopian is going to be sick?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

BISCUIT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

How do you stop a Pakistani from drowning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)

This thread's crap, Stunned
Let's slash the seats.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

FACKING RUMBLE.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

None.

(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

one, if the potato is green and the irishman actually an irish baby
or if it had poison in it, or if you threw it and it hit awkwardly and they fell over and hit their head on a rock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)