my house doesn't have a bath
just a shower. I really really really want a bath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I fucking love having baths.
Despite my being too tall for all bar one bath I've even been in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

i need to pay someone to put a bath in my bathroom
preferably properly plumbed. This is quite the most domestic of all my dreams
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Where did you find one big enough?
Our bath is nowhere near big enough for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

He means length, not width.

( tangledupinblue what will survive of us is guffs, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

One of my ex's lived in a house in Camden
the bathroom of which was about the size of my current flat. In the middle of it was a free-standing, rolltop bath on a marble plinth – this bath was at least 6’6” long and took half an hour to fill. It were REET CHAMPION, AH TELL THEE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:37, Reply)