'Tottenham, mate'

'Ah. Sorry'

Lusty's old flatmate was once asked whether she learned kung fu at school (she's of Chinese extraction). 'What, in Basingstoke? No we didn't'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:29, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I think the Basingstoke LEA tends to focus more on the teachings of Confucius

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Racist.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)

What you couldn't see
was me pulling the corners of my eyes up and sticking my top teeth out, whilst pronouncing Confucius with a comedy Chinese accent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Ah. Solly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Taoist surely?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 8 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)